When the party got wilder

Well its quite a long time I have wrote my blog ,but I thought i should share it, Today was the last unit test paper i.e hardware and i was 75% confident about it , what it kept us  distracting the paper was our  after party . Even before our exams are over we started to think about our various plans , shaks gave us a idea of going to Bandra , but even though he was the party planner he is also the  party planner spoiler , every plan he gives ultimately leads to cancellation, so me and mr.O was not sure about the plan and yesterday  he again did it saying cancel the plan(expected) but at 11.30 pm a msg came saying that we are going . So we first reached room no. 504 for exam but later we came to know that it was in basement so we reached down after some time exam started . When i saw the paper everything was on the tip of my tonguethani got blank but i still wrote the paper and further 30mins i was the busiest man in the class as everyone nearby was asking my answers excluding  djlp , so after hearing everyones reaction we near canteen , and a group never remains silent , so we had a brawl with  the security officals(majority of it was fighted by shaks) . After a confused raining (only raining for 5mins than sunshine) we (me mr.O and shaks finally ) went to  Bandra , we went by bus and the party started . We reached and as it was 2pm we went to Lucky restaurant famous for Biryanis(not much fan of Biryani) , we ordered Butter chicken and roomali roti , I have eated butter chicken before but this time it was epic  of course it was Mr.O 's choice so it must be the best, next stop was  Hearsch Bakery . While going to the bakery we saw Mehmood studio after 15mins we reached , Mr.O pointed me a locality which lets say not in a good condition, as it was rainy day it also messed up the  area , than I at last saw the bakery it was a normal bakery which we find in our suburbans , I saw many modern people or high profile people (not actually but) it 50% packed up we placed our orders for chicken burger and than it came in carton boxes , I opened it up saw a a sauce coming out i thought what is this , so i took a bite(you see the messier the food the more awesome it is) it was totally awesome. We took  the burger and we eated near a seaface that was Bandstand(of we dont had any girls ) so after eating we wrapped the cartons in a plastic bag and i was keeping it my bag But NO the EXTRAORDINARY SHAKS THROWED itNEAR A ROCK , the officals came near and asked for fine , so 10mins of shaks trying explain what he wanted to do(saying that he will pick it up later)nothing happen shaks have to take the entire blame and paid the fine of 200 buck ( i had to pay half the money coz he did nt had the money ) so now we finally Have a Criminal record as a minor,

after Mr.Mood spoiler(shaks)  the thing cheered us up was the statues of late actors and walk of fame(of course a little live cuddling, doing it is not crime than watching it is also not and it was quite educational, mr.O was saying it live porn totally fail)  than  mr.O started this ,every bunglow we were seeing was Mannat , and at last we Saw MANNAT than we retreat back i took some t shirts and than we catched a train , So now I done 2 illegal things watching adult , and getting a receipt of a fine

FAREWELL my friend

Well today I got a small bag and a windsheeter and a umbrella only to found dat there was no rain , we reached classes it was asm lect. And worst part was dat mirco pandey said dat we had homework so again we thought we will pretend dat there is no hw , but when he came , micro pandey + sme ppl who didn't did hw started telling him about d hw , and sir started removing student only our grp was not removed . So in middle starting giving lectre abt what to do and wat not , but than I realized dat jst skipping days thinking 2morrow will b better and postponding things will not work  I have to think practical, now I hav to start improving to iit side , so this after I was solving some , after many days have mix juice and again sweaty workout. In Mkp lecture nothing happen dat grt . This whole day I was thinking and I have decided to end writing dairy for period of time , I need to focus other thinks and now will enter in X std type mode , after 31st aug (xcept 30th sept ) blogs will b permanently closed (study) even now it will b closed but till aug 31 any thing which happens I think to write I will write it down , in coming days something related below happens than I will write
A nightout
New crush
Anything I find interesting
Something unusal happens
Started getting marks
Frnds getting g.f (hehehe)
Holidays
Seeing someone
Etc etc
Well than good bye . After sept will resume after my main exam

The Late response

The day hit off with heavy rain (from night). And it was worse than yesterday , I and Shaks got a ricks at 7.40 funny story the guy gave us a lift (even though he took money coz we took himto our destination and not where he wanted to stop). It was Mach lecture and we know that at 8am he wakes up after recalling that he has a lecture (which he dont  wanted to attend) and we also know that he will only come by 8.30 so we were just doing t.p . The first topic Mr.O wanted to discussed in free time during Mach was about my crush , but I didnt disclosed anything, so Mr.O asked Shaks about it and than Shaks gave it importance and asking about the hints , the 1st hint was already given it was the first exam of june blog so now he wanted some more hints, you see in my life if I say something no one gives important and than POOf everyone finds it interesting , so I gave shaks the 2nd hint he readed her name saying her Bday is on next day , And Shaks says he knows the name , I said him DO NOT DISCLOSED it , still dont knw the status of Dan did he find her, Mr.O wants to knw the name but will have to wait , As it was still heavly raining our classroom was filled with windsheeters and it was looking like a sale. Next lecture was H.p the first 45min I was concentrating But than BACK TO BASCIS , we had pen game , richest guy horny wife and most no of honeymoons again me , hottest wife and first divorce ash , than we got bored (theres also  who will be pornstar it went to the guy with a big heart ) , than as we also knw what rubbish things ash always do randomly beating and saying did u got hurt drawing pen marks saying my autograph and Todayhe messed with Shaks , first ash started than shaks and than THIS MEANS A WAR feeling and they started tearing pages (each others of course ) and naturally sir saw this and asked what happened ash told him defending himself , and to defend himself shaks started his engine and with 5 words per sec (even repeating it ) he gave badwords , THE REsULT leaving the class , to checkout what happen further Mr.O and Bounce went washroom (just an excuse ) searched for them , they only heard the noises of shaks which he makes during playing a game yeah , they were playing games on ash phone , and even said  me to join them . In eveing we were doing the rounds of computer classes didnt get admission sir out of town  

Struggling with 1st heavy rain

Morning it was raining so I and shaks catched a ricks , today was our chemistry exam , one of d thing I dnt lyk of raining dat Gettin wet in d rain!! and I hate it when some drops fall over my head especially frm branches of tree . So we entered the classroom , at 8am xam started , there were also scholar students were there , so everyone was one way or the other was copying , ok yea even I too (I even knw dat I was against it but sometyms keeping d morals aside is d bst thing) , the great Roshan was sleeping during exam (I caught him 2 times)the first one to leave d class was bounce dat doesn't means he knws nothing so as soon as soon he left 8-9 students left (sometym u need people who create a path by doing it first ). Ash was calling me for ans , (even I don't knw ) but when I left gave him some ans . Mr.O was throwing something at tanzeel and ash 4 ans but they didn't saw him , tanzeel tought pawan was throwing and was going to yell at him but didn't d . Exam was till 11.30 but evryone left by 10.30 , and my grp was plying psp games on mr.O and ash phone , on mr.O 's phone otg supports dats cool even though its micromax canvas 2 plus (4.2 JB ) . Due to heavy rain we didn't have mix juice . It was rpch lecture the half lecture no payed attention and than payed attention. When we left it was still raining and m,r.o decided to quit the umbrella and let's get wet , so he was enjoying d rain well we trying to avoid , even jjc accompained us . When ash , mr.o and jjc were eating . I and shaks left them . Dan was asking me abt my crush jst given clues, Mr.O has given his passbook and debit card in nxt 2-3 days I will fill d details , shaks has been caught using caught using instagram and his sis has given 2 days to deactivate d account , shaks have a following of 139 with zero fotos poor shaks *sigh* . Mine followers r 82 mostly females frm west , and got d first comment frm foriegner in my grp on instagram . Dat only I was disccusing with my frnd dat d girl comment is a pro in swimming if we met (chances 0.0000000001%) she can save me frm drowning (I dnt knw how it came in my head )  and idotic frnds went till marriage (well it will b cool but NAHH) . My last post will b on aug 31 and sept 30 , even I gonna study

Getting over

Today I woke up college wished my crush first than , I met shaks and we left, we reached 5th floor saw mr.O with brand new canvas 2 plus , he was keeping it in foam layers (this kind of repect will remained till only for 2 days than back to basics) . Our class teacher came gaved our rollnos and than we went for physcis lab, there we have to perform experiment of calculating sound speed in various frequency was really awesome tan we had chemistry , there we have to perform wet test after finishing it we left . We showed d image of dj to jjc he said he have seen . After hardware lecture (even though we do find it a little sleepy ) we attained software did d html programming first in class than we left . At fb she lyked my post , but I think I am over it now , I think adi is ryt if u don't hav a chance or even talk to her y r u giving her importance and I think I am fre man now , I will only give d title of crush with whom I interact . Today as we leave frm shaks main gate there is a sewage where some slum type people come 4 water don't wat do they do with so whenever we walk that area we always say See shaks in ur childhood even u did d same (dekh shamik bachpan mein tu bhi by Ash) & we will laugh lyk hell but today b4 d area he ran away and we were finding him in his building , I found out dat he was hiding near his car and d best part he didn't knew I was ryt behind him and tan I shouted to reveal him and than I and ash the dailogue

Behold , Thunders are back

Well today in morning it was cloudy , as I was having regular college I woke up late at 8am , ash tld me dat was going to come at 9:10 so in 1 hour I got ready , but at 9:10 he didn't rply, at 9.20 he said he is coming so I thought it would get late so at 9.30 I smsed him to come near a hotel, he asked me where is the hotel , so I said him come near temple & I left my house he again said where is temple till dat I and ash reached near temple than he said wat happen to his side he was on 2nd floor of my building when he received my txt he tougt I am near dat restaurant so he came out of building than aother txt he tought I was near temple but u knw I was in my home (such a idiot ) than I , shaks and ash reached classes bu climbing 5 floors jst hate it . Our timings were 10am but it started 11. Mr.o asked me abt a phone so I recommended him canvas 2 plus so he brought 12grands in cash I his wallet (something dat mr.O could only do ) and even he is going to purchase alone .lectures begin and ended . Ash went with sus(sushmita) . Than I mr.O shaks and bounce had some drinks (mixed juice to b specified )and we were sittin pulling legs tan discussing superman than shaks suddenly said that he finds similarity in man of steel and superman they look quite similiar hearing we burst out and laughed the hell out he thins dat they r two different person than we left it was still cloudy , as soon as I entered it started raining . Adi got 86 and cousin got 73 happy for both of them . Shaks called me at is home. It was raining outside and d roads magically disappeared again and to avoid puddles I was jumping frm here and there rainy season is bst for hot bath if its rainig , tea ,snacks , of course romance (still not done the umbrella act) I went we competed te work jjc gave us at we did nt find dm 's foto but shaks found out ( yeah ok se was looking much further than jst pretty ) I came back again saving myself frm big puddles as it was still raining when I came back home it was still raining , I sweating and started skipping more sweating + dad sowed me some excercises and I removed my shirt and was doing workout , I sweated a lot than had a bath, its thundering now and raining . Shaks and I made a Oshk pact , the first one to find a gf sets ups d other with her gf's any frnd , and we knw we r gonna firget it . Tomrrow is my crush 's birthday shaks even readed her name today but still no clue , I am jst gonna wish her *sigh*

Scared Shaks

Everyday shaks says me to come early and I always reach at 7.35 first lecture was asm . Well dat is for sure dat he doesn't speak good english but what makes it more laughable dat he kills the language. For ex he was discusing his personal experience abt a particular boy and in end he says Only is the very naughty:*)
Now what on earth will u do when someone who is describing a person will says that. So after his hilarious lecture we went for again mix juice next lecture was auch new sir again(specialty of our class). So after break we went . Sir came in he was fair , had white hair even he was looking younger was an iitian from iit bombay . Well he had a problem of pronoucing a word , and he did talk slow . During entire lecture hardly 5-6 students were co-operating including me. The strange thing abt him was this , he will ask question dat we never us to ear abt and would stare us for 5-6min , class was also quiet and e was staring us it was kind of awkard moment , and we would wonder y he is staring only to find out he is xpecting an answer. Next lecture was also his Mr.O was sitting it was booklet solving I saw everyone was gng 1st I tought I would sit but than I saw o 1 is watching so I ran away , shaks and ash said they r coming but I and bounce covered 1/8 distance . Shaks called me in the evening at his home for ames of course but at 5pm his dad came and I , mr.O , and bounce had feel what shaks do when someone s cme at his home as everyone tinks dat he doesnt know s d password.  So he quickly shutdown the laptop and started cleaning d mess at dat if u irritate him u r gone than at dat tym he is also most scared after opening d door and bp coming to normal he chuckles and than I left even today I did  workout sweated like hell.  Now just watched a post on fb foto post dat a girls ass being half spanked by another girl and d first girl i s giving a pose to spank more had watched dis in western dp foto but even here it is becoming a trend

OLD TIME SAKES

Today ash was accompanying with us to classes . It was Snm lecture well I , shaks , ash and micro pandey was sitting in first bench. Sir was a nice guy and today we do study . Djlp its dante jason logan parker by utkarsh is on instagram and he is not following anybody says to like his pics without any follwing or follwed how can we interact and itz not that he will follow us so of course no one try to follw. For break I have brought fish for the first tym , than we again had mixed juice , well I am kind thinking to a make a least a decnt body so I am trying convince mom to give me eggs daily but she thinks its n.vg (even I think its n.vg and I knw many ppl who will oppose me but will still believe its n.vg I breaking d rule for jst bodybuilding ) I even started giving more tym for excercise , today I am continuing my 150 skipping , today I sweated a lot last happen long tym ago . So in 2nd lecture not many were studying so sir said dat no will sign on attendance until u solve 5 sum . Only I and Bounce were solving in my grp and in last 5min I showed along with my grp members and we left. As Mr.O has started reading he says dat I haven't written the car incident so for old times sake I say it . After leaving college me , shaks , Mr.o and bounce we coming frm the usual road a car stopped near us and there were two ladies , an aunt an otherone was in her late 20s and was driving , aunt asked me a address near my locality so I was saying to her behind  all of them were  chuckling so ignore them and I was saying them the address the other lady was a bit confused and as she came near to hear wat I was saying and oops I saw the first boobs of life now as u knw we have seat belt and the strap was just middle of them and the aunty was repeatly asking me address and I was chucking and staring at those and finally I said the address . As soon as turned everyone was asking the same questing did u saw that . Now that it was not our fault it was her fault as she was not wearing her undergarments , I once tried to ignore her but she kept comig nearer it revealed more. We even respect females and r not definitely pervent man or disrespect ladies . But when if lady didn't care to wear garments than our brains r biologically programmed to watch these boobs as its a natural human nature every man on earth will watch for once no matter hw great he is

The usual day

Today I was going with shaks to classes with full intention of studying , well it quite worked during starting hours I was concentrating in the lecture but than we all were back to the same track. During break we went to the juice center I drank a mix juice (carrot beet root pudina etc etc ) well of course it did nt tasted awesome but for a good physic its ok. Next was asm (amazing spiderman) his english is enough to make u laugh, today he said you , you , you and u three are talking (even though in total there were only 3 students) . In his it always gives u cofidence coz its boards lecture whenever u pay attention can solve sums. And when half and hour was left he said that we have solve till 15 and not every problem was short. Ashwin after hearing woke up and started asking us abt d problems I was not caring what asm said coz I knw he will leave us so after 2:45 when half students got some hair pulling from sir including bounce he left than and even we left. And today mr.O wanted to find that is any cs classes in ic colony and sushmita also lives there so he asked ash(ashwin) to ask for him to which u ask for own and mr.O looked at me as we disscusing that we r not average in talking to some girls ( even though I have seen mr.o talking to girls than I do) I said I can talk and mr.O was saying that I can't even though I have social anxiety and he do

The pen game

Today after many days I finally woke up early . I was ready at 7.5am but shaks told me to watch his followers on instagram and I was shock to see 71 in 3 days with of course 170 following,  but I think its a huge achievement for a guy who have uploaded 0 photos I was still amused so he shared his secret he said it took him 1hour to follow many girls by liking their posts , by this due to average human brain it gave them wings by seeing that someone actually liked their post and they followed back.  Well of course I tried a bit but nothing happen,  the first lecture was arp and at dat tym shaks was trying to master concentration on the lecture but in last 1hour , shaks told jjc dat yesterday he was talkng to dm and I was not expecting someting like dis frm shaks coz he is like I AM NOT MADE FOR GIRLS AND THERE IS NO GIRL I LIKE (expect for dm). During last half hour everyone was bored in our bench so we were playing a little modified version of truth and dare instead of bottle we were using pen dis is d least we could afford in that lecture and we used to spin it and say anything idiottic and wen it stops the cap side of the pen person will get busted, some saying I remeber
Most ugly gf/wife:BOUNCE
A 6some with gals:BOUNCE
Most horny g.f/wife:BOUNCE
Who will live most:BOUNCE
Big boobs :BOUNCE
Hottest girl fnd: ashwin
Who will own lambogirni:ashwin
Most handsome : Mr.O
Smallest pe*** (I don't who asked it but still):micro pandey
Rollsroyce owner : ME
Richest among others : ME
A gal who is also liked by someone but spends "tym" with other : Me here I am the other
A tensome with u knw who (most suitable and epic ): SHAKS
Who will have d maximum kids : Shaks
Durng break we saw anurag adhikari first we thought he is dead due to cycle crossed over his body but NO THIS HE WAS WEARING NEW PAIR OF CLOTHES . In 2nd lecture shaks had mastered te concentration technique and was not listening and nothing more to say.  I have to pull my socks and start studying

Proving horoscope

Today I woke up at 5.30 as exam was at 7.30 , shaks called me at 6.55 , even ashwin joined us but the person who called us was himself absent I mean he came late than I and shaks came to know we have our exam on 5th floor , before exam for relaxation utkarsh and jjc were watching porn . At physcis well to rate the paper I will give it 8/10 than came chemistry by solving I was like to tear question paper into pieces and burn it would give 3/10 . Than came maths by looking at paper omg I will get full than I started solving it and came to know I will get hardly 15. Will give 5/10 after exams I went near wada sambhaar , eated my tiffin was awesome by father it was egg rice ,near it there was a juice center and had carrot juice with mr.O trying to improve eyesight don't want this specs want to better without specs . Than it was adm lecture he is a nice guy , if u cooperate and listen he will pay attention to u . And now of course the thing I was looking for the entire day was about the horoscope thing . I tought in the last day of this week how can I find a soulmate. So.in adm sir gave a.break Utkarsh was going to eat snacks and Ashwin gave him money I normally sit during the breaks in the class but this time I accompanied him.  The stall opposite to our college was closed so we went a further even Shaks. Came witj us with money so naturally I demanded my share we were having our snacks at that tym I saw my crush going,  I am type of socially awkward when it comes to girls and I did nothing,  so she can b the soulmate,  . And well it dooesnt proves fully abt horoscope if there r further improve in the relations which is not going to happen than it proves 75% and for 100% u knw the deal. I am.still confused abt the happen maybe bcuz she ismy crush and I am only focusing on her maybe my soulmate is  other gal than my crush and I may have ignored her.  But I dont have the simple charm of talking to a girl.  I even sometimes fumbles with my buddies.  But when I am totally  into a gal I knw a guy who can help me dats my bro. And its raining outside so now the new year begins and now the race is unstopable

The shocking truth

Today I woke up early as I was in bhy. Also the whole I didn't slept well due to mosquitos everywhere , as I woke early I was ahead of my schedule , I was at the bus stop , a bus came 707 and I tought it was c72 so entered and found out it was wrong bus I jumped off the bus (note the stunt was performed under no guidance and it could be have  fatal as I was carrying a heavy bag DO NOT TRY THIS ) and I someohow manage to stand then at last my bus and I went , I reached there were two lectures d.k (dinesh kartik) and adm in first we were studing and even in second lecture too we were trying to studying . Shaks , mr.O and jjc were exchanging porn . It happen to know me that shaks and jjc both were aiming drusti marawada (aka D ) so shaks scarificed and jjc losted interest in michelle (aka mv) so now only jjc forms dj and shaks asked query that ow mv will sit ear his laps she has height , and d also loves near my house . After second lecture I shaks utkarsh and ashwin were solving sums yeaah a shock for even for us . When I came at home dad said that kd  is failed in hsc I was in shock I thought it was a joke but I am afraid to say its right kd called me up and said he has failed in one subject too bad for him and hius girlfrnd future kd got 52. One week left for my crush 's birthday well nothing exciting about it but still . On Tuesday or Wednesday I read in my horscope that this week I will find my soulmate (hahahaa this is kind of galish but still we should take chance) still not found her , due to follwing reasons she may have come and I ignored it or nothing is going to happen I believe more in 2nd reason but still tommrow is last day and also EXAM DON'T KNW WATS GOING TO HAPPEN