Tuesday 30 April 2013

Brothers of destruction

Today I woke up at 6.30 am no phone so messing & remebring othrs phone number (no mobile numbers due to MOBILE ACT 2013)  we reached me and shaks after some awesome coordination we reached rao I said to sanjay to give mobile (after writing 1 paragraph in application) he said no phone coz no sushila ( rao iit bullshit) we sat and came to know. No stm of we don't like him and rao iit snded the msg in phones grt rao iit we were doing tympass on 5th floor came a new teacher came arm for complex nos we. Lefted than. shaks called me to come at home we played resident evil 5 sexy gameplay. And watched heroine. Shaks got a haircut like me and I accidently cutted my beard not good we ARE NOW THE NEXT BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION

Brothers of destruction

Today I woke up at 6.30 am no phone so messing & remebring othrs phone number (no mobile numbers due to MOBILE ACT 2013)  we reached me and shaks after some awesome coordination we reached rao I said to sanjay to give mobile (after writing 1 paragraph in application) he said no phone coz no sushila ( rao iit bullshit) we sat and came to know. No stm of we don't like him and rao iit snded the msg in phones grt rao iit we were doing tympass on 5th floor came a new teacher came arm for complex nos we. Lefted than. shaks called me to come at home we played resident evil 5 sexy gameplay. And watched heroine. Shaks got a haircut like me and I accidently cutted my beard not good we ARE NOW THE NEXT BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION

Monday 29 April 2013

Half Robbery, Mobile Act.2013

well what should i say about today , mobile act half  robbery let start from the begining
Day started 80% recoverd from vomiiting and subjective test today i was going to pay fees called up shaks as he was also also  came with cheque but his fees was not paid as he  did nt had form xerox i had  paid the fees enterd rao it was hp"s lect so as usual time pass  and in jch also time pass in break many students including shaks utkarsh were running for fees the main drama started after jch lecture sushila started taking everyone s phones  (due to warning) ashwin was screening due to his something carbon cover she was not giving anyone s phone  i called mom about what happenned she talked to kavita nothing happened i and utkarsh was not in caring mood(course our phone priced only 1000rs) everyone was trying to convince her (but she was at her fat ego) we left at3pm utkarsh took my cap and started running i followed him (he only cause he is fastest) BUT DUE TO THE FUSION POWER OF ME AND JJC WE DEFEATED that bastard got my cap shaks told me to buy books so we didnt catched dicks and walked and in the we didnt buyied the books idot shaks as we werepassing the chola restaurant backside were they cook we saw a carton of pepsis i was doing watchmen giri and shaks quickly garbed one(he is expirence in this ) wecame near shaks lifted and decided to return it yaa we have a  heart 

Sunday 28 April 2013

Today and yesterday

Yesterday I was a little scared as I was thinking I may vomitt up didn't (had eated vada pauv ) the day was also result day I left the house with dad (yes with dad shocking) when I reached also called shaks he reached first was sitted with his mom kale was givig results(also irritating. Also admitted by dad) than begin the rounds of up down fees forms and blah blah. During result time dad was cool . Bounce watched ironman 3 with Dad . As we entered home everyone pampered. Me so I started my studies parents also took my phone in anger I toked out the sim than watched. MIVSRCB EPIC MATCH even bounce cable was gone but at last shaks watched ipl on sony 6 2day when again another big day SUBJCTIVE MAJOR TEST another blow when I left for classes ajay smsed that. We have exam on 8am so I smsed shaks dat I am leaving and Ozair called me saying that don't cime vese bhi subjective I took guts and said I am coming I rushed I rao iit only to find out that my seating arrangement was else and already there was a crowd (sbi bank exam scared a shit of me) I reached staff room (exam hall ) only to find out ozair and I thought he is not coming subjective was really as in objective we did get some marks but in this we deifinitely get a zero (yaa out of 360)each paper had 2 hours evryone wrote 3-4 questions and lefted in each paper utkarsh one tym slept also the utkarsh group was going 4 ironman 3 even ozair watchd it even aditya today I heard it. He called me(my bad luck evryone has watched it except me ) SHAKS FINALLY READE MY BLOG AND WAS HAPPY ABOUT IT. Got a triple H haircut

Thursday 25 April 2013

Half day

Today. When I woke. I was having a mix feeling about going college even parents said don't go than too I left during mpp I was feeling ok but during asm I again got fever. So I didn't attended bsm again and I left for doc to give me farewell my full group came. I waited 1-1/2 hour. Than doc diagnosed me said it was stomach infection came back at home dad was at home still not recovered shaks mom called me saying he has not. Come home I told her he is attending doubt lectures. Shaks told me what happened in bsm Ashwin was doing something that lookd like he is using his phone utkarsh was not seeing bsm saks was listening bsm ozair was writing something with chalk. Bsm doubtfully asked ashwin did he got the sum he said no he asked utkarsh he said no bsm again asked shaks(even though he was listening)  he said no bsm again asked Ozair he said no so all of them (only 1/2 hour left)  we removed out.  The doubt lect in which no 1 was sitting shaks Ashwin. Bounce. Ozair will leaving as they. Were leaving they saw sushila she r u leaving evryone saw each other and said we r sitting and for the first time a doubt lcture had only 4 students bounce divided doubts so everyone asked

Wednesday 24 April 2013

An unusual day

today i woke at 5.30 due to stomach aches dad was gettin ready for office we both were shocked   as i woke up early  relaxed my stomcah ( in bathroom) at 6  i was practising functions (another shock) soon i realised i was feeling like vomitting dad adviced me to take a nap i  took a nap and didnot attened classes as i woke up i was again feeling like vomitting  than i started vomitting but nothing came out as my stomach was empty thani went to doc when my number came another aunty rushe in thinking no1 has come doc diagonsed me i took medicines at i forgot which medicines i have to  take first i randomly choosed  and it was right again had a nap shaks called me up told me days happening(again last among frnds in pcm and patel knws integration SHOCK) now gonna solve hw from bsm(he got lumia)

Tuesday 23 April 2013

PAPUU PASS HO GAYA

today was the hell day OPEN house  we left for college as usual first lect was bych (pls come on the stage) he first called ashwin than as usaul as we were not called so he started doing chuglee and bych targeted me and shaks and called ozair ( mr ozair pls come on the stage) than as soon as clock hand struck at 11 am the hell was opned by hellgate and all of them rushe excpet me shaks jc aakash as we were busy eating than everybody got up and as dante cuts every demon we were conquering everything( for ex . toilet) we eneterd the room everyone and than the shocking news PARENTS WERE NEEDED  and than everyone was rushing here there get some fake parents and some real parents( i was one of them with bounce) than miss was checking and hassan was rejoicining as he was passed so our grp asked   him  so he was telling EVERYONE WAS PASSED YES EVERYONE BITCH PLS I M PASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
so afterwards bounce mom came saw marks bounce failed in hardware 15m(sigh) diya miss was complaining than my mom came  i saw my marks kale sir was giving me guidance (a weird one even bounce agreed on this )i saw my marks i got
hardcore (again by shaks) 18
softcore 22
PAPUU PASS HO GAYA than it was part tym
we did some ragging(by shaks) on hp(not acutal by irritatring him purposely on joy) came had some ps2 gamingnow will try to study

Monday 22 April 2013

Earth day

today is earth day thanks to google, again as a usual day we left for classes ozair and shaks came to knw about my blog in jch lect. ozair and ashwin were betting to see if ashwin had sushmita's no (again ozair lost ) unexpectly delhi won the first match. And shaks was irritating as usually so i terrorized him by saying i write sometimng non sense abot him in blog so here it is bounce thinks shaks should marry pratiskha he says it Baap ne bana di jodi (hehehe but pratiskha thinks that shamik is pervet). jch lect it was again like meetin alok in hp 's shoes no 1 was listening . shaks and i made a plan of  going borivali station he wanted to sell jc's hcv (it fetched only 50) the plan was called ADVENTURE TO BORIVALI. STATION we took a bus  i had 200rs which was half torn  so shaks paid it we waited for 45min than we took books from anish he left for west side even we had some work ther so we were stalking him somehow shaks used my 1 torn note and gave h\me money than it was party tym we roamed eated drinked after wards we came to know that we have open house at 11 am just look at tomorow tym table from 8 bych 11open house  and 12 hp that kavita rascal was still not giving us holiday and after remebering it we were still partying shameless and we were laughing (shaks wants a hattrick for partying ) when  we were in bus i saw a ozair looklike i told this to shaks he said Nahi yaar yeh jyada mota on his face and he was wearing cricket kit and little angry  i saw his and watche him and i rplyied to shaks Abe yeh toh bat leke apne bus mein chad raha  and we laughing when he left than shaks left the bus and i came home let see if were are pass in cs tomorrow

Sunday 21 April 2013

Shocking marks

today i woke up for online mains exam(still not sure about passing it) had breakfast called ashwin and shaks near dominos meeted our group dicussed room no's found out that bounce and jc(janak chetri) is wtih me than we found out we can sit with our friends  (ultimate copy ) we were giving exam 3 of us were grp dicussing it in last 20min  bounce started to irritate to leave so he exit ed paper thinking i will exit and i exited 10min prior so he was sitting not seeing his marks so i generated his marks(most lol moment) we all came out jc didnt allowed us to generate marks
folling others got marks
shaks-60
ash- 60
ozair - 70
bounce - 140
utkarsh - 220(shock)
saurav(patel) - 200
ravi - 120
prasad - 138
me - 101(shock)
came home did some maths

Saturday 20 April 2013

couples everywere

well today was mix day day being for classes the teachers were as usual shouting mom gave me homemade franky so i have to hide and eat, patel and other fellas were seeing porn in note 2 and our grp was disscusing it ozair is despo to see porn  ozair was had some work (cricket attack) in growel as we were going i saw couple sitting in dicks(rickshaw invented by shaks hehehe)   as soon as the girl sat the boy was cheaply desparate and started kissing  in a running rickshaw and as we were roaming we seeing couples having private moments ( just sic of being single no has any gf in our grp) we were in growel and found out that competition was not there so we came back again seeing some couples after coming home i was playing leaf green  i eveloved some pokemons and shamik(shaks) told dat mock test was easy  only find to find that i am getting -5 and 18 out 360 (still a loser)

Friday 19 April 2013

The junior gals

Well yesterday I thought we r going up floor but nothing happned yesterday was stm lect and as usual there again a matter sushila came some students were out. Ozair bet ed 50 with me. A plan was made to.come at Shamik house to complete formula books. I and Ashwin came and it was sushmita bday wen we reached at Shamik house I and Ashwin called bounce Ashwin was speaking to him bounce told dat it was sushmita. Bday and to which Ashwin rply dat he wished her at 12 am (he still doesnt accept it)   than bounce I Ashwin n Shamik wer playing games. And all dat shit and we returned 2day wen I woke up I left 4 classes only to it was 8 am lecture. Our nxt lecture was upstairs means juniors were around this tym we wanted. To check out. Gals as we had a shortage (only 3)  but again none of them were good (god why do u does this all the tym)  after losing hopes we returned back

Tuesday 16 April 2013

Mundus defeated

2day s started usually boring classes having fun with frnds , I saw shamiks mild crush I my area shamik was shock to see it. Bounce showed his house , I was playing dmc 5 defeated mundus he is a kind asshole. Planning to mybrick my phone still confuse at timetable ashwin dwnled dark knight game

Monday 15 April 2013

The seniors feeling

Today was an usual day we were shifted to 1st floor as juniours(we r now seniors) were having there lecture. Today also mpp returned but closed his camera , Rao again fetched some bakras making there life hell when we left rao shamik told me that is home is free 4 gaming, than after lunch I went to shamik s home dmc 5 was not working properly and shamik was getting calls frm building frnds than after some gta 4 shit we dwnlded dmc 5 save file and it worked I recorded some shamiks crazyness. Ozair didn't came 2day

Sunday 14 April 2013

The last 4 days

Well 2day is 14 april I did nt write at 11 coz I was ill at 12th april I was in bhayandar at dat day I and aditya were roaming coz adi s phone was locked by her sis . At 13th was ESSEL WORLD RIDE first tym in my life I was conquering every ride came across octopus bad experience coz a huge strain on body and was feling like falling down even b4 starting. It the best ride to show off in front ur girlfrnd than after some vomitting by others we cames across rollcoster th hoola loop first tym experience (acc,. Us lifetym acheviement award) . In Q was my old frnd frm bishop school Riya we both were staring at each other than we found out we knw each other(sic) than I sat in roll coaster than I saw her actually we were sitting first I whispered " I am getting a feeling dat my glasses were fall " and during loop at up it fall dwn and and at dwn it well into my hands shocked by it and than I warned riya as she was wearing glasses, than d day went along like dis we also had aqua dive when we entered we felled on water drops than there was a huge splash and at last we were at rainbow ride when we coming dwn it gaved us goosebumps and 2days major test was awfull well tried to play ps2 but didnt

Wednesday 10 April 2013

Shameless gaming

Well today is the last paper in 3rd term i was studying as usual when i got call from shamik for playing dmc 5  (i even shamlessly joined him) we reached examination hall. Started to write the paper was trying to write to attempt everything and i did  we left and ashwin the saint who never copies got his phone caught and ozair told me that he tolded it to Nikil  , nikil also helped me by  saying fill ups . I left with ozair and shamik after getting frustrated by seeing the timetable . we had  a   franky party i satyed at shamiks house for a little while and lefted at home anew laptop was waiting for me (i3) and a laser printer  ( which was asked in hardware)
than i started playing dmc 5 tomorow are  classes shock to every my normal college is giving full holidays (sic)

Tuesday 9 April 2013

Today when I woke up I was having tension yes tension about software paper because from last two terms I am failing in it so obviously scared cause this was the last chance I had a revision and went off to exam hall. Everyone was supporting each other as mostly were failed. Exam started everyone were busy writing paper and asking questions.  Ashish the guy behind me (also my copy buddy along with Ajay)  were exchanging answer sheet with Shamik and were caught by murli ( southindian supervisor hehe)  he personally said something in there ears and cracked jokes taunting them I and Ajay left as we completed our work I was waiting I saw ashwin seeking me asked me about the programme of 5 b (height of copying)we were scared like shit as we can be suspended , but we were not able to find I told him to go to washroom than come back , he came and said ajay to sms te program , than after leaving paper we saw our Friday plans shattering as there were no holiday. Till may 13 ( yaa dats rao iit s usual bullshit) angry frustrated we left and I think party is postponed to 2day now I am studying for hardware

Monday 8 April 2013

Yesterday I got my ps2 waiting to sell it (still not sure about it). Vishwa gandhi the girl who snd me req. I msged her saying idk her she rpled and said even idk u (Puzzled ryt me too) than she said let's be frnds I said ok (a average boys rply) 2day I had studies left 4 xam had practising in rao iit, paper sushila was ( wen she is not around we have a nice tym)  present everyone was copying ams as usual she was shouting. She told us frm other class she suspended someone and told other class that Shamik and sejal were copying (Ozair asked me abt this we had a great laugh abt sushila s strategies)  we had our maths practicals and we left. We gave Ozair and Bounce a hint abt friday plans. Now studying 4 software still in tension

Sunday 7 April 2013

Today I was feeling little better than yesterday , dad gave me chicken nuggets(my fav. Breakfast) eated a lot . Had a bath and I sat to study had a lunch had some nap parents were out , aunt gave me email id and surprisingly I was knowing the password but the email did not came 2morow is maths exam shamik, I and bounce r going to do group study at 9:30am gonna sleep at 11

Saturday 6 April 2013

Well yesterday I was sick so sick dat I even didn't study for todays paper, yestrdays paper was awful and yesterday gone as I had weakness, 2day was a full copy day everyone was copying and somehow I wrote d paper and left with everyone we had xerox of maths question bank Mom called me to doctor as there was not a single person doctor diagnosed me came back to sleep and did daddys data backup dad bought the wallet and ps2 from bhayandar now I was studying maths and will continue

Thursday 4 April 2013

Today was was the first exam english. And dad for that exam waked me up at 6am and he left for walking . I woke up thinking what the hell I should now , I drank water took newspaper and starting reading , dad came asked I was reading newspaper its exam took , I said him I was reading 4 exam and again started reading. I scrolling through the pages saw ameesha patel photo with pronstar lower innerware I also saw her movie event in which she was dirty dancing like whore (she will better in porn industry). Than I started surfing fb and other stufff(deepika looks more sexy in fakes than real one sigh) after getting bored I readed a few chps. I watch a episode of techguru eated fried rice and off I went. For exam I called shamik frm landline as I didn't had bal. (First in life) we took pens and we went. We entered exam hall the paper started I removed my watch started to write on and on and on and in between some ppl were copying (yeah even in english paper). When 2 minutes wer left I asked shamik should we leave he asked me about essay lenght I lied to him saying half page and he said he will leave and started writing (pretty much like shamik) I left 4 room no 402 trying to find some one familiar of my grp I no one than frm darknes came BOUNCE(saurabh mishra) he strted chatting with me than slowly came everyone , 1st was ashwin as soon as he came bounce said haa aagaya abhi chatega sushmita(the girl he says he doesn't like but will be seein. Behind her like a dog heheehe). Than we were said to sit 402 . Kale sir were calling students regarding errors in slip, when ashwin was called , sushmita was sitting with her friend in the front bench as soon as he reached there he started to do things he always ( talking acting as a best friend even though he is not well don't about sushmita)and than when we ask him abt there relationship he will he will say I don't like her yaar , have seen her figure nothing is there on up and down u knw what I mean just a flat than we left as pratiksha ( acc. To bounce she is perfect for shamik made for each other) wanted xerox from shamik we had kachori near xerox and suddenly ashwin wanted to leave with ozair(guy with uge heart and a moody person) ozair taunted me dat look around something is fishy I looked around and saw sushmita(he still doesnot comitts). I and shamik and a franky even though mom cooled my fav. Dishes, had chat with aditya .k and started studying Tomorrow is physics

Wednesday 3 April 2013

3rd April, 2013

Today is third of april one prior to my english exam, for th third term of FYJC . A typical studnt will not study cause it never assume english as exam its just a relax day. Well even my day being at 7am , even though dad was shouting at me to rise up early to 6 but u know, so I did d usual stuff which I do during holiday,getting up brushing drinking water reading newspaper 4 ahour than at relaxing my stomach at toilet Shamik called me up we discuss our plan to meet so after cleaning myself at dad gave me lift saying that we are studying just hate to lie. I knocked at Shamik house his grandma opened the door as usual. I entered saw shamik in his bedroom, I kept my bag and saw shamik logging in laptop, I told him that I have a trainer for dmc 5 (just love d game), I said it I getting it from my friend through email the old fashioned way(as again I LIED HEHEHE) I downloaded a new one. He told me he was watching and watched new sunny leone vids (Yaa dats r shamik keeping things normal)also gta4 till 2pm and than returned home had lunch watching hangover 2 (anoher freaky n awesome movie) yaa just prior to my exam . While taking a nap there was a irritating house renovation noise was coming still I manage to sleep ( God knows how). After nap had tea made by me still needs improvement. Watch a glimspe of repeat telecast of ipl ceremny. Today is d first matc at 7pm. Now I m studying let's see how life tries to mess me up