The crush chronicles

As u knw i was not gng to write after my bday's post , and i was keeping my promise but than i met my crush at 1 oct , and than some things changed. So next as shaks and oz knew abt my crush they started giving me moral support to talk to her . A day came when she was online on fb , me and shaks came to knw abt it . So after half and hour self boosting i finally said her hi . Even shaks started talking to her and asked her does she have a boyfrnd (i am no expert in this thing but my instincts say dat it was inappropiate ) to wich she rplyd no . Than i started some usual talks (i had no idea wat i was doing ). It still went for 1 hour (not expected). Next day i again started with her took some tips frm frnds tried to knw her. For the first time i chatted with her for 3 hours ( LONGER U CHAT : personal achivement unlocked coz 15mins is d maximum i talked to a gal) I asked her Many things about her , sometimes i felt she may b got bore so i tried to cheer her up to which she laughed ( OH DAT WAS FUNNY : personal achivement unlocked) and dats was not it i made mandatory to make her laugh to which she laughed and not in d usual way (OH DAT WAS FUNNY LEVEL 3 : personal achivement unlocked) . Many times she even said aww in cute way, but the achivement i liked was YES DEAR: personal achivement unlocked , ok so coz no other gal has ever said me dear even in friendly way so it was a big deal . Than these words became usual and even i started using it. So than we started chatting daily . navrati was gng on dat tym , even i got a little jaundice . I had a first late night chat( WHATS D TIME:personal achivement unlocked) than we both got bore . Navrati got over but there was one word that irritative was "n sae" now i had no offence but whenever my topic got over she would n sae and dat would not stop and if i ask her u sae she will say nm u say and i would have to scratch my head to find a new topic . By the end of oct , I would also end up meeting her . Even ash came to knw abt her i showed some chats to them to chk if it was ok they said it was but some things were a bit nasty but . I thought diwali will b last tym to chat but i thing she made dat decision b4 coz she chatted with me 29th oct. So when my internet will get over even i will quit fb and will see if anything in summer. So wish me luck for exams and later . Ok so dat was earlier so 2day i.e 8th nov she was online (finally) I greeted her and she wished me happy Diwali ( I thought she will never care about saying it) , I asked abt her how was Diwali gng she said awful (yaa she was at home and mostly did nothing) so she asked abt me than after 2msgs she was not getting any msgs I mean there was no seen tick on my msgs so I said her bye wich was reciceved I guess she came back online 1 more time but yet no rply so at the end god did what it does best at this moment CONFUSE ME. And yaa if ur confuse abt the achievement thing ask ur gamer frnd he may b knws it better 

The awesome four days

Well i am going to write abt. 4 day

26th sept

I was going to write about it but forgot . Today we r going to thakur eng. College Fest. The day kick off with asm and spp. During asm as we knw funny eng speaking half of d time we were laughing. The awesome part happen in break we were sitting as only 10mins were left rushad came in and asked mr.o whether he act like a teacher he said no, at that time bounce came in rushad asked him he first looked at us we were encouraging me so he agreed. He tucked in his shirt (if u look his id u will surely think that he is a uncle) , took some books and went in a junior's class , as soon as he entered the whole class was quite than he introduced himself and asked about d portion ,a gal was having a vada pau when he asked abt d portion so he scolded her saying "yeh kya vada pau kha rahi sir agaye aur vada pau kha rahi tell me the portion first " the lady got scared and quickly kept her snacks in . Than he gave 2 sums and rushad called him saying office boy is calling u , he came told us dis and we were laughing like hell. Than after some tym spp came than after lecture we went to thakur fest . We enterd d college soon to found dat treasure hunt was over long tym ago and shaks paid it 4 it(haha d first tym he paid for it nothing) than we played our respective events . Watched some hot chicks and than we left at 5.30 . We were passing by frm pizza hut and we saw that sign unlimited pizza for 200 and every1 was thinking dat we should have party so i told them i am giving my bday party here

29th sept

It was exam dat day and every1 were trying to stay calm so at 10.30 our grp came out and we went only to find out it has not open so we waited and to my suprise mr.o and shaks bought a cake (one of his qualities) so at 1145 am we entered i went to washroom when i came out i saw shaks going in hers wc so ash took his video . Than we sat , cake came had it , while cutting it pizza hut played happy bday tune (they were not knwing what will happen 4 nxt 3 hrs). Than we placed our order eated frm 12 to 3 with 20 large and mediun pizzas and the ppl who were serving us were tired us still giving us fake smile . Than we left all were thanking me i had a paan with mr.o

30th spt

the Day began with my brother (dan ) wishing me #priceless along with many ppl wishing including shaks calling me, dan and dad made a cute dp for me thanx guys love u yaar . At college every1 wished me again thanked me . I told mr.o abt d test dat i have told to dan abt my crush it was dat if she wished me dat means there r still hopes . And on d eve of my bday mr.o asked me abt my crush 's name so i told him. And as soon as he reached he first chked her name and called me and said yes she have wished u with a exclamation mark. Today mr.o , me and shaks went to see marks (i have seen my) and to amaze every1 in his new grp got below 7(i thought they were writing paper in a grp) . After coming home i thanked all including #brotherforlife and crush . Also got my fifa14 and dat to in a difrnt way . Dad came in evening went in bathroom at dat tym a guy came sayin a parcel 4 omkar i was gng to call dad at dat tym he said it was FIFA 14 so i ran and gave him money and kept it knw 1 even knws dat i ordered a game. Later i thanked every1 for there wishes . Dan thanks 4 the dp man it means to me a lot

Oct 1

i knw 30th will be my last post but i think dis should b posted . Mr.o came to knw abt my crush and even shaks. He told me that if i had told him in 10 by 12th we had a relationship, so now even shaks told us abt his crush and dat he is restarting abt his relationship . So we were leaving classes i went to washroom came back and saw everyone in hotchpotch . All were discussing abt a girl and shaks was trying say something i thought it will b

His sister so i told every1 to lets see . Ash and djlp went we were going than i saw sum1 knwn and mr.o and shaks saw and i told them dont do anything stupid . Ash was chating with her ( he knws her frm 6th) so than she smile at me than went . And ash with his usual thing . Now i think gonna start chatting with her . Lets see

One simply does not brgs shaks for a normal trip

13th Sept.
In 2 years of my college this is the first time college and rao both had given us a 2 day holiday so naturally we were thinking about plan , mostly of watching a movie grand masti (A) and co incidently all the movies releasing today were (A) . The day before yesterday we were discussing about monkey bars , shaks said that he can do it mr.O said no he can't so jjc said let's go to dream park and let's find out so today taz(tanzeel) , mr.o , djlp , shaks. And ash were coming . But we found out that it will open at 12pm and we came by 9am , so after doing t.p ash and Shaks said that we can get a entry from exit.  Shaks said that he knows the watchmen so went only to find out that tere was no watchmen ( u knw shak's memory ) but than too we climbed , than after 15mins of t.p , garderners approached towards us , we acted like nothing (u know inocent job) than they took us to pay fine (nowadays it appens generally whenever shaks is around us ) . So frm exit to entry we walked , deciding whose fault it was , and various plans to escape , then we reached . They gave us various schemes of fines like pay 200, 100 or 50 and at last they came up to 50per head thanks to mr.O witty talk (he always saves us) . No one was ready to pay taz showed empty wallet , djlp showed 15rs ,and ash showed 5rs , mr.o paid 50 coz his camera was under custody and than shaks gave . So after coming out of it Taz said lo hogayina grand masti . Than we went mcd had some food and came back. In evening I called shaks as we were going 4 hathways ganpati , bounce called me asked my plans I said where I was going . As soon as I said him he cancelled call and the next thing u know e was with us for Ganpati Darshan (yeah he is unpredictable ) so after Darshan we  went. To barber (no I got a haircut ) . At night I asked dan snd a joke so he snt a sms later he asked 4 wat I told him needed on fb so later he said about his love life . I asked him about he told me that he has started writing blog like me so he snded a draft to me about his problem . Guy got no frm his gal u knw I knw my bro he can get any gal , this was first he was serious about dat gal . So after hearing this I gave a moral support . At 1.30am my crush was online . I told this to dan he asked her name so I told her name( usually I don't say her name but I thought that my brother should knw abt this and u knw whenever we come our frnd's crush or gal we get diverted towards it so I thought I should give a try to divert his mind ) and it was 2 am so I slept . Dan has brought 2 phones (htc 1 and micromax hd ) for upgradation
14th sept
2mrw is test and my whole grp is studying I woke up at 10 am (of course 2am I slepted ) . Dan msged me on fb dat my crush is pretty ( well thanks) . At noon he started asking about my love life I told him dat ur case and my case is different due to mermaid theory ( dan actually didn't understand than I explained him and he got my point ) . At 4pm I got email that dan has +1 d his blog which means everyone on his contact list will get a email regarding his blog. So again after some time ( of coz i him dat emails are snt ) he deleted d blog . Now even mr.O is going to write a blog let's see . Now u can get updates of this blog via email just click follow gadget on the top right corner . If ur on android than enable desktop version which will at last of every page . Bye fella now let's see abt 2mrrw's exam . And my future wife where are u :P

The first payment

As the title suggest I had written in the previous post (yaa about the Joker's dialogue ) a phone came was from Mr.O (yaa he is a great coz he can brg customers), he brought a  micromax a54 for u know changing purposes and also phone had wifi and lockscreen problems . So after 1 day custody I gave back and got my FIRST EVER PAYMENT i.e 100 bucks(u know it is lame for getting 100 bucks but think about it  earning is harder)   and the money I had was my earned money not with any parents help(It does sound emotional but NAHHH). So yesterday   we went to watch shudh desi romance . Shacks and Mr o went to book tickets during the hp lec at 9:30 , mr o was removed from class and then shacks and oz went to book tickets between lectures and came back with tickets (of course )and during second lec hp left us at 1:00 pm instead of 2:30 it was a party at the saints hq .Shudh desi romance was a movie with very little romance more sex and smokes in it its an okk film worth 70 bucks and the ticket was 110 . Shacks dad is suffering from half malaria and half dengu after his trip to tirupati so saint hq is on hike for a week so no party. Today  I along with shacks went to college only to find out there was no college mr.o and the other grp went to Vasai I think then shacks came my home and then he finally posted  a photo on instagram go follow him his id is  @shamikselukar. As shaks was we saw a younger version of window gal opposite to my building and shaks managed to find a cleavage ( so lame (-_-)* ) . September has started the month with maximum birthdays in my facebook also many tech shows event  and the day the dark knight was born . Got bored with java so tried unity 3d but no time for it  . Got 2 new games splinter cell and saints 4 lets see. thinking about changing some things about my android phone. I have Pre-ordered FIFA 14 the reason - last game to be released on ps2   .When shaks left he saw dj (jjc 's crush) he smiled at her and she smiled back (I wonder how shaks does dat ) Some days later Gotham got its Batman  (mr.O are u waiting for it #parttime) . Well writing blogs a take a break after 30th sept .
And yes half of this is also written by shaks

Long time no write up

Well it been a long time since my last update and during these many days  passed though i do thought on writing on many incidents but i never got time to write . Many things happened but i  will write what i remember up till now
the first thing is between jjc and dj , 2 months before siddarath got dj's number and started calling txting & things like that for some things happen later , so things between dj and jjc were quite normal but mr.jjc was not enough with that so with a mutual frnd he got the number of dj of course on the condition that his name should not be highlighted
. Getting a number is not a crime but doing what siddarath did is worng and jjc did that what he should not . He texted her saying " hey this is janak , you will be amaze how i got your number " and the next day he again snded saying "we did nt talk much after siddarath's incident " that tooo both msg were snd at 11.30pm well i am  no expert in the matters but i know that jjc acted like an ass . And she never rpied back it was 1 week before that they met and jjc told us that he talked but this topic never came out(weird)
 . In these months Shacks house has become headquarters we caleed it  THE SAINTS HQ (coz u knw we were playing saints at dat time so dats y ) . Well of cousre we dont have guns , gangwars , 20-30 members , its average attendees are 8-9, even though shacks is the one who causes our outing plans a fail but than we meet under his dad's nose and hangout (and we do not have illegal things so just stop ur imagination if ur ) . Even shacks birthday was celebrated and hi sbest homies dats rite me mr.O and him of course had 4 pizzas each oh that was awesome.
Also my brother Dan (dharmik ) came by at my home to get its phone rooted well he was the last free customer(of course) coz as someone said it before "IF UR ARE GOOD AT SOMETHING NEVER DO IT FOR FREE" . Well i successfully rooted his but he wanted power management and there the  shit happened his phone stop working and till 6pm nothing happen , he started to give goosebumps saying repairing will cost thousands , so i said him take ur phone on sunday no matter what i will make his heart pump(no its not a movie dialogue).  So after staying awake till 2am i finally restored it (well again while testing something the phone was dead so againg the whole process).
Another thing is that my classes ae giving 5 day leave for diwali , So i am coming dan . On instagram my followers are now 149 great feeling . And again seeing my crush (aah *sigh) i think the concern is that i actually do not like let me tell u about the mermaid theory for HIMYM where marshall says that dat mermaids are fictious and they came into existence due this , once a captian was sailing and got lost as he was months in sea and has needs he started to imagine dolpins as ladis swimming in sea , now we dont known if is it true or not , but many say that if someone u think is average starts seeing her find something that make u stare at her than u may start to find her attractive , the average dolphin may become mermaid , and i think dat is surely my case . And with case it proves that
i dont have any crush well that was awkward. And also that I am taking java classes online maybe make a android game . Also working out getting my body back (even tummy is going back)

When the party got wilder

Well its quite a long time I have wrote my blog ,but I thought i should share it, Today was the last unit test paper i.e hardware and i was 75% confident about it , what it kept us  distracting the paper was our  after party . Even before our exams are over we started to think about our various plans , shaks gave us a idea of going to Bandra , but even though he was the party planner he is also the  party planner spoiler , every plan he gives ultimately leads to cancellation, so me and mr.O was not sure about the plan and yesterday  he again did it saying cancel the plan(expected) but at 11.30 pm a msg came saying that we are going . So we first reached room no. 504 for exam but later we came to know that it was in basement so we reached down after some time exam started . When i saw the paper everything was on the tip of my tonguethani got blank but i still wrote the paper and further 30mins i was the busiest man in the class as everyone nearby was asking my answers excluding  djlp , so after hearing everyones reaction we near canteen , and a group never remains silent , so we had a brawl with  the security officals(majority of it was fighted by shaks) . After a confused raining (only raining for 5mins than sunshine) we (me mr.O and shaks finally ) went to  Bandra , we went by bus and the party started . We reached and as it was 2pm we went to Lucky restaurant famous for Biryanis(not much fan of Biryani) , we ordered Butter chicken and roomali roti , I have eated butter chicken before but this time it was epic  of course it was Mr.O 's choice so it must be the best, next stop was  Hearsch Bakery . While going to the bakery we saw Mehmood studio after 15mins we reached , Mr.O pointed me a locality which lets say not in a good condition, as it was rainy day it also messed up the  area , than I at last saw the bakery it was a normal bakery which we find in our suburbans , I saw many modern people or high profile people (not actually but) it 50% packed up we placed our orders for chicken burger and than it came in carton boxes , I opened it up saw a a sauce coming out i thought what is this , so i took a bite(you see the messier the food the more awesome it is) it was totally awesome. We took  the burger and we eated near a seaface that was Bandstand(of we dont had any girls ) so after eating we wrapped the cartons in a plastic bag and i was keeping it my bag But NO the EXTRAORDINARY SHAKS THROWED itNEAR A ROCK , the officals came near and asked for fine , so 10mins of shaks trying explain what he wanted to do(saying that he will pick it up later)nothing happen shaks have to take the entire blame and paid the fine of 200 buck ( i had to pay half the money coz he did nt had the money ) so now we finally Have a Criminal record as a minor,

after Mr.Mood spoiler(shaks)  the thing cheered us up was the statues of late actors and walk of fame(of course a little live cuddling, doing it is not crime than watching it is also not and it was quite educational, mr.O was saying it live porn totally fail)  than  mr.O started this ,every bunglow we were seeing was Mannat , and at last we Saw MANNAT than we retreat back i took some t shirts and than we catched a train , So now I done 2 illegal things watching adult , and getting a receipt of a fine

FAREWELL my friend

Well today I got a small bag and a windsheeter and a umbrella only to found dat there was no rain , we reached classes it was asm lect. And worst part was dat mirco pandey said dat we had homework so again we thought we will pretend dat there is no hw , but when he came , micro pandey + sme ppl who didn't did hw started telling him about d hw , and sir started removing student only our grp was not removed . So in middle starting giving lectre abt what to do and wat not , but than I realized dat jst skipping days thinking 2morrow will b better and postponding things will not work  I have to think practical, now I hav to start improving to iit side , so this after I was solving some , after many days have mix juice and again sweaty workout. In Mkp lecture nothing happen dat grt . This whole day I was thinking and I have decided to end writing dairy for period of time , I need to focus other thinks and now will enter in X std type mode , after 31st aug (xcept 30th sept ) blogs will b permanently closed (study) even now it will b closed but till aug 31 any thing which happens I think to write I will write it down , in coming days something related below happens than I will write
A nightout
New crush
Anything I find interesting
Something unusal happens
Started getting marks
Frnds getting g.f (hehehe)
Holidays
Seeing someone
Etc etc
Well than good bye . After sept will resume after my main exam

The Late response

The day hit off with heavy rain (from night). And it was worse than yesterday , I and Shaks got a ricks at 7.40 funny story the guy gave us a lift (even though he took money coz we took himto our destination and not where he wanted to stop). It was Mach lecture and we know that at 8am he wakes up after recalling that he has a lecture (which he dont  wanted to attend) and we also know that he will only come by 8.30 so we were just doing t.p . The first topic Mr.O wanted to discussed in free time during Mach was about my crush , but I didnt disclosed anything, so Mr.O asked Shaks about it and than Shaks gave it importance and asking about the hints , the 1st hint was already given it was the first exam of june blog so now he wanted some more hints, you see in my life if I say something no one gives important and than POOf everyone finds it interesting , so I gave shaks the 2nd hint he readed her name saying her Bday is on next day , And Shaks says he knows the name , I said him DO NOT DISCLOSED it , still dont knw the status of Dan did he find her, Mr.O wants to knw the name but will have to wait , As it was still heavly raining our classroom was filled with windsheeters and it was looking like a sale. Next lecture was H.p the first 45min I was concentrating But than BACK TO BASCIS , we had pen game , richest guy horny wife and most no of honeymoons again me , hottest wife and first divorce ash , than we got bored (theres also  who will be pornstar it went to the guy with a big heart ) , than as we also knw what rubbish things ash always do randomly beating and saying did u got hurt drawing pen marks saying my autograph and Todayhe messed with Shaks , first ash started than shaks and than THIS MEANS A WAR feeling and they started tearing pages (each others of course ) and naturally sir saw this and asked what happened ash told him defending himself , and to defend himself shaks started his engine and with 5 words per sec (even repeating it ) he gave badwords , THE REsULT leaving the class , to checkout what happen further Mr.O and Bounce went washroom (just an excuse ) searched for them , they only heard the noises of shaks which he makes during playing a game yeah , they were playing games on ash phone , and even said  me to join them . In eveing we were doing the rounds of computer classes didnt get admission sir out of town  

Struggling with 1st heavy rain

Morning it was raining so I and shaks catched a ricks , today was our chemistry exam , one of d thing I dnt lyk of raining dat Gettin wet in d rain!! and I hate it when some drops fall over my head especially frm branches of tree . So we entered the classroom , at 8am xam started , there were also scholar students were there , so everyone was one way or the other was copying , ok yea even I too (I even knw dat I was against it but sometyms keeping d morals aside is d bst thing) , the great Roshan was sleeping during exam (I caught him 2 times)the first one to leave d class was bounce dat doesn't means he knws nothing so as soon as soon he left 8-9 students left (sometym u need people who create a path by doing it first ). Ash was calling me for ans , (even I don't knw ) but when I left gave him some ans . Mr.O was throwing something at tanzeel and ash 4 ans but they didn't saw him , tanzeel tought pawan was throwing and was going to yell at him but didn't d . Exam was till 11.30 but evryone left by 10.30 , and my grp was plying psp games on mr.O and ash phone , on mr.O 's phone otg supports dats cool even though its micromax canvas 2 plus (4.2 JB ) . Due to heavy rain we didn't have mix juice . It was rpch lecture the half lecture no payed attention and than payed attention. When we left it was still raining and m,r.o decided to quit the umbrella and let's get wet , so he was enjoying d rain well we trying to avoid , even jjc accompained us . When ash , mr.o and jjc were eating . I and shaks left them . Dan was asking me abt my crush jst given clues, Mr.O has given his passbook and debit card in nxt 2-3 days I will fill d details , shaks has been caught using caught using instagram and his sis has given 2 days to deactivate d account , shaks have a following of 139 with zero fotos poor shaks *sigh* . Mine followers r 82 mostly females frm west , and got d first comment frm foriegner in my grp on instagram . Dat only I was disccusing with my frnd dat d girl comment is a pro in swimming if we met (chances 0.0000000001%) she can save me frm drowning (I dnt knw how it came in my head )  and idotic frnds went till marriage (well it will b cool but NAHH) . My last post will b on aug 31 and sept 30 , even I gonna study

Getting over

Today I woke up college wished my crush first than , I met shaks and we left, we reached 5th floor saw mr.O with brand new canvas 2 plus , he was keeping it in foam layers (this kind of repect will remained till only for 2 days than back to basics) . Our class teacher came gaved our rollnos and than we went for physcis lab, there we have to perform experiment of calculating sound speed in various frequency was really awesome tan we had chemistry , there we have to perform wet test after finishing it we left . We showed d image of dj to jjc he said he have seen . After hardware lecture (even though we do find it a little sleepy ) we attained software did d html programming first in class than we left . At fb she lyked my post , but I think I am over it now , I think adi is ryt if u don't hav a chance or even talk to her y r u giving her importance and I think I am fre man now , I will only give d title of crush with whom I interact . Today as we leave frm shaks main gate there is a sewage where some slum type people come 4 water don't wat do they do with so whenever we walk that area we always say See shaks in ur childhood even u did d same (dekh shamik bachpan mein tu bhi by Ash) & we will laugh lyk hell but today b4 d area he ran away and we were finding him in his building , I found out dat he was hiding near his car and d best part he didn't knew I was ryt behind him and tan I shouted to reveal him and than I and ash the dailogue

Behold , Thunders are back

Well today in morning it was cloudy , as I was having regular college I woke up late at 8am , ash tld me dat was going to come at 9:10 so in 1 hour I got ready , but at 9:10 he didn't rply, at 9.20 he said he is coming so I thought it would get late so at 9.30 I smsed him to come near a hotel, he asked me where is the hotel , so I said him come near temple & I left my house he again said where is temple till dat I and ash reached near temple than he said wat happen to his side he was on 2nd floor of my building when he received my txt he tougt I am near dat restaurant so he came out of building than aother txt he tought I was near temple but u knw I was in my home (such a idiot ) than I , shaks and ash reached classes bu climbing 5 floors jst hate it . Our timings were 10am but it started 11. Mr.o asked me abt a phone so I recommended him canvas 2 plus so he brought 12grands in cash I his wallet (something dat mr.O could only do ) and even he is going to purchase alone .lectures begin and ended . Ash went with sus(sushmita) . Than I mr.O shaks and bounce had some drinks (mixed juice to b specified )and we were sittin pulling legs tan discussing superman than shaks suddenly said that he finds similarity in man of steel and superman they look quite similiar hearing we burst out and laughed the hell out he thins dat they r two different person than we left it was still cloudy , as soon as I entered it started raining . Adi got 86 and cousin got 73 happy for both of them . Shaks called me at is home. It was raining outside and d roads magically disappeared again and to avoid puddles I was jumping frm here and there rainy season is bst for hot bath if its rainig , tea ,snacks , of course romance (still not done the umbrella act) I went we competed te work jjc gave us at we did nt find dm 's foto but shaks found out ( yeah ok se was looking much further than jst pretty ) I came back again saving myself frm big puddles as it was still raining when I came back home it was still raining , I sweating and started skipping more sweating + dad sowed me some excercises and I removed my shirt and was doing workout , I sweated a lot than had a bath, its thundering now and raining . Shaks and I made a Oshk pact , the first one to find a gf sets ups d other with her gf's any frnd , and we knw we r gonna firget it . Tomrrow is my crush 's birthday shaks even readed her name today but still no clue , I am jst gonna wish her *sigh*

Scared Shaks

Everyday shaks says me to come early and I always reach at 7.35 first lecture was asm . Well dat is for sure dat he doesn't speak good english but what makes it more laughable dat he kills the language. For ex he was discusing his personal experience abt a particular boy and in end he says Only is the very naughty:*)
Now what on earth will u do when someone who is describing a person will says that. So after his hilarious lecture we went for again mix juice next lecture was auch new sir again(specialty of our class). So after break we went . Sir came in he was fair , had white hair even he was looking younger was an iitian from iit bombay . Well he had a problem of pronoucing a word , and he did talk slow . During entire lecture hardly 5-6 students were co-operating including me. The strange thing abt him was this , he will ask question dat we never us to ear abt and would stare us for 5-6min , class was also quiet and e was staring us it was kind of awkard moment , and we would wonder y he is staring only to find out he is xpecting an answer. Next lecture was also his Mr.O was sitting it was booklet solving I saw everyone was gng 1st I tought I would sit but than I saw o 1 is watching so I ran away , shaks and ash said they r coming but I and bounce covered 1/8 distance . Shaks called me in the evening at his home for ames of course but at 5pm his dad came and I , mr.O , and bounce had feel what shaks do when someone s cme at his home as everyone tinks dat he doesnt know s d password.  So he quickly shutdown the laptop and started cleaning d mess at dat if u irritate him u r gone than at dat tym he is also most scared after opening d door and bp coming to normal he chuckles and than I left even today I did  workout sweated like hell.  Now just watched a post on fb foto post dat a girls ass being half spanked by another girl and d first girl i s giving a pose to spank more had watched dis in western dp foto but even here it is becoming a trend

OLD TIME SAKES

Today ash was accompanying with us to classes . It was Snm lecture well I , shaks , ash and micro pandey was sitting in first bench. Sir was a nice guy and today we do study . Djlp its dante jason logan parker by utkarsh is on instagram and he is not following anybody says to like his pics without any follwing or follwed how can we interact and itz not that he will follow us so of course no one try to follw. For break I have brought fish for the first tym , than we again had mixed juice , well I am kind thinking to a make a least a decnt body so I am trying convince mom to give me eggs daily but she thinks its n.vg (even I think its n.vg and I knw many ppl who will oppose me but will still believe its n.vg I breaking d rule for jst bodybuilding ) I even started giving more tym for excercise , today I am continuing my 150 skipping , today I sweated a lot last happen long tym ago . So in 2nd lecture not many were studying so sir said dat no will sign on attendance until u solve 5 sum . Only I and Bounce were solving in my grp and in last 5min I showed along with my grp members and we left. As Mr.O has started reading he says dat I haven't written the car incident so for old times sake I say it . After leaving college me , shaks , Mr.o and bounce we coming frm the usual road a car stopped near us and there were two ladies , an aunt an otherone was in her late 20s and was driving , aunt asked me a address near my locality so I was saying to her behind  all of them were  chuckling so ignore them and I was saying them the address the other lady was a bit confused and as she came near to hear wat I was saying and oops I saw the first boobs of life now as u knw we have seat belt and the strap was just middle of them and the aunty was repeatly asking me address and I was chucking and staring at those and finally I said the address . As soon as turned everyone was asking the same questing did u saw that . Now that it was not our fault it was her fault as she was not wearing her undergarments , I once tried to ignore her but she kept comig nearer it revealed more. We even respect females and r not definitely pervent man or disrespect ladies . But when if lady didn't care to wear garments than our brains r biologically programmed to watch these boobs as its a natural human nature every man on earth will watch for once no matter hw great he is

The usual day

Today I was going with shaks to classes with full intention of studying , well it quite worked during starting hours I was concentrating in the lecture but than we all were back to the same track. During break we went to the juice center I drank a mix juice (carrot beet root pudina etc etc ) well of course it did nt tasted awesome but for a good physic its ok. Next was asm (amazing spiderman) his english is enough to make u laugh, today he said you , you , you and u three are talking (even though in total there were only 3 students) . In his it always gives u cofidence coz its boards lecture whenever u pay attention can solve sums. And when half and hour was left he said that we have solve till 15 and not every problem was short. Ashwin after hearing woke up and started asking us abt d problems I was not caring what asm said coz I knw he will leave us so after 2:45 when half students got some hair pulling from sir including bounce he left than and even we left. And today mr.O wanted to find that is any cs classes in ic colony and sushmita also lives there so he asked ash(ashwin) to ask for him to which u ask for own and mr.O looked at me as we disscusing that we r not average in talking to some girls ( even though I have seen mr.o talking to girls than I do) I said I can talk and mr.O was saying that I can't even though I have social anxiety and he do

The pen game

Today after many days I finally woke up early . I was ready at 7.5am but shaks told me to watch his followers on instagram and I was shock to see 71 in 3 days with of course 170 following,  but I think its a huge achievement for a guy who have uploaded 0 photos I was still amused so he shared his secret he said it took him 1hour to follow many girls by liking their posts , by this due to average human brain it gave them wings by seeing that someone actually liked their post and they followed back.  Well of course I tried a bit but nothing happen,  the first lecture was arp and at dat tym shaks was trying to master concentration on the lecture but in last 1hour , shaks told jjc dat yesterday he was talkng to dm and I was not expecting someting like dis frm shaks coz he is like I AM NOT MADE FOR GIRLS AND THERE IS NO GIRL I LIKE (expect for dm). During last half hour everyone was bored in our bench so we were playing a little modified version of truth and dare instead of bottle we were using pen dis is d least we could afford in that lecture and we used to spin it and say anything idiottic and wen it stops the cap side of the pen person will get busted, some saying I remeber
Most ugly gf/wife:BOUNCE
A 6some with gals:BOUNCE
Most horny g.f/wife:BOUNCE
Who will live most:BOUNCE
Big boobs :BOUNCE
Hottest girl fnd: ashwin
Who will own lambogirni:ashwin
Most handsome : Mr.O
Smallest pe*** (I don't who asked it but still):micro pandey
Rollsroyce owner : ME
Richest among others : ME
A gal who is also liked by someone but spends "tym" with other : Me here I am the other
A tensome with u knw who (most suitable and epic ): SHAKS
Who will have d maximum kids : Shaks
Durng break we saw anurag adhikari first we thought he is dead due to cycle crossed over his body but NO THIS HE WAS WEARING NEW PAIR OF CLOTHES . In 2nd lecture shaks had mastered te concentration technique and was not listening and nothing more to say.  I have to pull my socks and start studying

Proving horoscope

Today I woke up at 5.30 as exam was at 7.30 , shaks called me at 6.55 , even ashwin joined us but the person who called us was himself absent I mean he came late than I and shaks came to know we have our exam on 5th floor , before exam for relaxation utkarsh and jjc were watching porn . At physcis well to rate the paper I will give it 8/10 than came chemistry by solving I was like to tear question paper into pieces and burn it would give 3/10 . Than came maths by looking at paper omg I will get full than I started solving it and came to know I will get hardly 15. Will give 5/10 after exams I went near wada sambhaar , eated my tiffin was awesome by father it was egg rice ,near it there was a juice center and had carrot juice with mr.O trying to improve eyesight don't want this specs want to better without specs . Than it was adm lecture he is a nice guy , if u cooperate and listen he will pay attention to u . And now of course the thing I was looking for the entire day was about the horoscope thing . I tought in the last day of this week how can I find a soulmate. So.in adm sir gave a.break Utkarsh was going to eat snacks and Ashwin gave him money I normally sit during the breaks in the class but this time I accompanied him.  The stall opposite to our college was closed so we went a further even Shaks. Came witj us with money so naturally I demanded my share we were having our snacks at that tym I saw my crush going,  I am type of socially awkward when it comes to girls and I did nothing,  so she can b the soulmate,  . And well it dooesnt proves fully abt horoscope if there r further improve in the relations which is not going to happen than it proves 75% and for 100% u knw the deal. I am.still confused abt the happen maybe bcuz she ismy crush and I am only focusing on her maybe my soulmate is  other gal than my crush and I may have ignored her.  But I dont have the simple charm of talking to a girl.  I even sometimes fumbles with my buddies.  But when I am totally  into a gal I knw a guy who can help me dats my bro. And its raining outside so now the new year begins and now the race is unstopable

The shocking truth

Today I woke up early as I was in bhy. Also the whole I didn't slept well due to mosquitos everywhere , as I woke early I was ahead of my schedule , I was at the bus stop , a bus came 707 and I tought it was c72 so entered and found out it was wrong bus I jumped off the bus (note the stunt was performed under no guidance and it could be have  fatal as I was carrying a heavy bag DO NOT TRY THIS ) and I someohow manage to stand then at last my bus and I went , I reached there were two lectures d.k (dinesh kartik) and adm in first we were studing and even in second lecture too we were trying to studying . Shaks , mr.O and jjc were exchanging porn . It happen to know me that shaks and jjc both were aiming drusti marawada (aka D ) so shaks scarificed and jjc losted interest in michelle (aka mv) so now only jjc forms dj and shaks asked query that ow mv will sit ear his laps she has height , and d also loves near my house . After second lecture I shaks utkarsh and ashwin were solving sums yeaah a shock for even for us . When I came at home dad said that kd  is failed in hsc I was in shock I thought it was a joke but I am afraid to say its right kd called me up and said he has failed in one subject too bad for him and hius girlfrnd future kd got 52. One week left for my crush 's birthday well nothing exciting about it but still . On Tuesday or Wednesday I read in my horscope that this week I will find my soulmate (hahahaa this is kind of galish but still we should take chance) still not found her , due to follwing reasons she may have come and I ignored it or nothing is going to happen I believe more in 2nd reason but still tommrow is last day and also EXAM DON'T KNW WATS GOING TO HAPPEN

The unsuccessful deal

Today was a holiday given by our great classes , so I woke up as usual at 9am . Well even though woke up late I utilized my time for studying . Till noon I studied than I started playing ps2 yeah its broken it does not reads other discs except original discs. Till 5 I was doing timepass. Later I called dan to make a deal no not drugs deal but a otg cord deal a cord to connect pendrive to mobile.  I also wanted to take books rough or classes work,  I checked the cord but it was not working we tried everything but failed earlier we used transcend pen drive it worked but now nothing worked so the deal failed now I am keeping the otg will resolve it later,  we took the rough books qnd went back home than I took my hard drive and gave it to dan 's custody he is going to give it tommorrow. Today hsc result were announced its average is 72 a lot of pressure is created here , still not have talked to kd about his marks he is kind of pain in ass , when we want to talk he will never took up his damn phone oterwise he will seen talking to his g.f

Porn Pizza Party,

Well it happen again the alarm buzzed at 7 but this dad was there so again I woke up at 6.48 again I catched rocks late reached . It was vgp lecture when he came he do looked like doremon expect for the fact his pocket bag was huge (he had tummy ) and when you remove his head his waist looked like shaks waist , he also had a different type of teaching kind of mad . He also used bad words he said abe chutiya bannao mat mein nahi banuga (hey fucker , don't fuck with me actually it doesn't matches hindi one is quite better). When he left for some tym and came back when he was helping us with some sum we were smelling like someone has recently smoked and we were suspicious thinking abt sir. After we left for lecture I and ashwin left in ricks according to the plan , ashwin thought dat shaks was accompanying mr.O but he was wrong and shaks followed me in another rival as soon as I gave the fare I saw shaks ricks we went in my house for watching porn as mr. O wanted to watch during the 3 hours he was so into that he even shouted on customer service reply from dominos yeah we ordered 8 small pizzas worth 400 eated it shaks finally watched some comics we all retreat back at 3.30 I am in bhyandar now tomorrow will be a hectic day . Also going to study  still not given otg to dan

The 45min respect

I set the alarm for 6.20 bit I didn't hear the alarm at 6.48 dad called me at dat tym I woke I quickly bathed and all that had bread and rushed , catched a some ricks at 7,40 and we reached . It was hp's lecture we thought as usual it will b a t.p lecture but for the first tym the class was quite seeig this ho couldn't believe it so he started saying about his life I thought we were reading an autobiography he took 45min than the class was as usual normal , for a quite a tym I have thinking of adsense as yesterday when I slept at 12.40am saw that there are some 250pageview for month I knw its stupid for adsense but it still needed a credit or bank account , and mr.o is ready at I found a investor so after t.p the glass ended . I ashwin and mr.o went near wada sambhar eated it went back it was on the 5th floor , hp came . The first 5 sums I sloved it sincerely even micro pandey was with me but after that cart was struck there , we playing gags on each other and than we started scaring each other with horror, ghost and what not stories . Kavita told us there will b shuffling but nothing happen. When we were coming there was a fight for will come in dicks . At home I reached there was nothing in home to eat so mom told me to get some eggs
And than begin my quest for hunting eggs , near a restuarant I saw some monkey antics as there were enjoying it , first I searched eggs in my locatly and than in shaks localty after failing in my quest mom gave me a hopesaid check in Tata power and yes I succeeded bought the eggs , and at 4pm I started cooking egg maggie , I was mixing everything in my sight butter , pizza topping powder , maggie masala and in last egg , even though its appereance was quite distrubing it tasted good , I was researching on adsense , finalyy ultto app worked. Observe the menu board . Check my buddy 's site www.aboveandroid.com

HOME ALONE

Today was a half day so obviously i was going to rise late but dad was at home so i woke at 8am , as dad was going to bhayandar in evening he was giving me the instructions (well i tried my level best but only 45% success ratio ), as dad left i have called shaks and ashwin to come over my house but shaks didnt showed up( you know the usual parental stuff ). Ashwin came at my house  i was watching sherlock holmes (wish my  brain worked that speed) he showed his europe trip photos. Shaks called me at his house but my ordered food had not arrived so i called the restarurant only  to know that it went for the wrong address and i waited for 10.30 am had it and went off  with ashwin and shaks , reached rao . It was Mam's lecture still dont be mistaken by a female he is still a male, lecture started in the middle of lecture , Mr.O , Bounce , Utkarsh started eating TANDORRI(a great indian dish of chicken personally my fav.) , Utkarsh started sharing the leg piece i was not able to resist but due to tuesday(the day i dont eat non.v including , monday, thursday,saturday) and also today was specialcoz today in my caste or religion was fasting(but i didnt fasted  )they eated , bounce even eated some bones (not full bones) he wrapped the foil and hidded it in a compartment beaneath wash basin outside the toilent some what Bounce's style after lecture  iwent straight home as no one was at home it was a marathon fr me , with my pc from 4pm to 11pm, even though i have a exam next week , well its usual we science students gets many less chances of course where we get chances being HOME ALONE.
sometimes i do think that someone 's life incidents have ebough content for a book or tv series , asked my best buddy he said its never going to happen , and even i think that its only 0.1 %  for today but for tommorow or many years later it can go up , i think my best buddy is ryt for now as i dont  want to be the character of a story who thinks from becoming a millionaire from an egg , good night signing off with wearing only pants (pajamas the temperature is 32) . BTW now a days i might be not have tym to write preparing for the big exam

MUMBAI INDIANs FINALLY LIFTED THE TROPHY

Finally Mi won and sachin is retiring from ipl too. Even tough I was going to go at Tuesday I woke up at 5.30 and finalized I am going today , today dad was travelling from train I reached at classes and fb was flooded by mi feeds and posts . Today jjc didn't did his signature move , raising his hand with a rock hand sign and screaming CHENNAI BABY CHENNAI BABY , but to dat we did dat and scream MUMBAI BABY , MUMBAI. Its arp lecture and again  half of the class was sleeping , we again doing tp , jokes we were laughing can't b written coz its only matter of time that we laugh and we forgot , 2nd lecture was hp but this not everyone was notorious , everyone was saying about shaks 's new girl (by mr.O) isha or something , today I didn't went back to bhy. At night I again saw that same gal/aunty/girl which I saw her 2-3years back that clevage one, still wearing half pants and I am any pervet man but still I am man , till I am bachelor I can have the freedom ,after getting someone I will try to ignore nah jst kidding, and let's b specified I am not 24hr pervet man if someone reveals herself I always try to ignore but due to new hormornes there r some failure. As it is aits 32 degee c. evryone needs a drink shaks gave the watchmen's water to a needy lion

MI VS CSK

The first lecture was rpch ,I and shaks as usual reached first . I was a little nervous as we had hw but we didn't do it , I was torturing shaks him to do but shaks is not terrified of this matter. The reason I was nervous coz yesterday other batch ( scholar batch ) was given hw but they didn't do it if this had happen in our batch surely it was a usual thing but it was THE SCHOLAR BATCH so he was upset , I thought he may release his anger against us , I told this to shaks he said he will forget coz his last lecture was last 2 week before . When rpch entered I was tense but exact happen what shaks told me. The first of lecture was all sleepy everyone was under the spell of roshan. At 2nd lecture sir came went back in 5mins , than sushila mam and again speech but some things she was saying right , after he continued, when we were comig down we saw boys washroom board jjc was going to kick that but than came murali dharan (that Mr.boss attitude worker ) and we down , when we were waiting down he thought we broke it and was trying to bombard us that we are culprits but we told him that we don't know and we went . Today dad didn't accompanied me even at the bus stop and was also not at home so when I was used some wifi I thought I forgot to switch off it so after coming down from 2nd floor I again rushed back to house , than I came by bus now the bus conductor knows me well . I didn't went down to play .TODAY IS THE EPIC MI VS CSK. Mi is taking on csk with 40-6 (csk score)

Sweaty Day

I took c72 and reached classes , it was pych lecture, it was his first lecture , we mistakenly thought t bych but we were wrong . We were in the classroom waiting for the lecturer than we saw a peon he was roaming try to find a class ,but soon he enterd our classes and we came to know that he was the pych, shaks said he thought that he is a new worker (a class was renovating adjacent to our class) and he maybe finding his fellow co-workers , looking at his appeareance he was like milan pandey (mirco pandey) in black . Now micro pandey always to raise but we never hear him until and unless we want it same was pych at the beginning we came know that he can't . So he was trying but nothing happen, bounce who alwys creates nuisance was studying when the whole class was making noise. At Mam 's lecture not to be mistaken by madam he came , he saw and he did nothing , he looked like monkey , after entering the class he gave a 15 min speech about the stages of "learn" by writing it on the board , he everytime writes the word on the board to explain , we think he forgets what he wants to explain . Today mr.o was absent coz yesterday MI WON but still don't know . I bought a otg from ashwin for dan but he denied, at 7pm I sweated non stop till 8.30 coz I was playing after many months, the heat here was killig here , I was sweating even though I was at home

The editor above android

As today was holiday given rao (PRAISE THE LORD) I woke up late at 8.45 as I have to reach the box office of maxus by 9.30 . I was trying to manage to come by 9.30 but came at 9.45 , dan also called many times but as you know whenever u think ur phone is not on silent its always , I met dan after almost a year , and even watced its xperia p (for patel well its technically cool and u can't ignore it ) . We got tickets , we sat for Fast 6 , well if u ask me about the film it truly deserves a 5/5 rating what a movie , watched this type of movie after a long time , action was awesome there were some breathtaking moments , eventhough I watched in hindi it was still had some killer moments , after watching we left for my home I bought the ps2 yesterday we played a little with o.g disc . Today epic news was Dan is the editor of the site ABOVE Android ,that is one hell of cool job , to be a editor of a site whose page views are more than 1k ,even he is getting paid its starting price is 500 for 90 post even I.e awesome . Aftr my home we left for dan 's home I gave him games like apks and movies , but still the editor thng awesome yaar
Of course today was a awesome day I think I used awesome word , let's signed off than

The after party

As today my lecture was at 11.30am also  I was entirely travelling alone yesterday dad came till bus stop but today I was alone , I left at 9.20am and as I didn't found any ricks so I have travell by foot to reach phatak stop I found that dad was also there I took again c-72 reached rao with shaks , found jjc studying , than came everybody . It booklet solving and it was not like hp's sir lcture he was a nice guy,I left the college and reached home than I left for churchgate along with adi and kd till 3.40 I was not finding bus so dad told me to take share rickshaw I bought my ps2 actually dad bought it I reached near jumboking and they reached to a jumboking in west and half a hour went in confusion, we took a train ,kd was still busy with future kd (snehal girlfrnd) we reaced charni road , than marine drive , took a taxi and went to gateway of India, what a monument , I also watched Taj hotel , watched a sls amg mercedes , bentely showroom what a sexy car , a jaguar. Kd was still missing her , she said she was ready to come , but kd felt awkard , whole tym we were playing gags on him taunting him with his lover, by train we reached bhyandar , in train too some bastards were irritating . The crowd was huge in train somehow escape, had dinner in rstauarnt, and came back at 10.10, at 10.40 I came back from as adi 's dad said he is not coming , but kd came so we played some more 1hour of batminton, kd told me about his stituation with future kd . Tomorrow going for fast 6 with dan (DHARMIK). In the fotos r kd and adi

The return of Mr.O

Today travelling through C-72 I reached near dattani park, the conductor was helpful, I was traveling for the first time alone from bhayandar alone , I reached at 7.10am and this time shaks finally called me back so we went together at classes, he told me that ozair has not gone to london he was lying all the time, ashwin also came to know about riya from jayant gupta and bounce , jayant is Fake account of shaks and he is following her, first lecture was asm , u know what will happen n his lecture , we have thoda go through karo , and mind mein thoda understand karo. Ashwin 's plan of surprising Mr.o was flop coz shaks already told him about his phone sp (science pariwar). Mi lost from csk so we all know J.J.C reaction as he is a huge supporter "CSK BABY, CHENNAI BABY , THE KING" , I came to know about student offer given by apple I told that ashwin told me about the mobile store which was offering it . In hrch lecture I thought that sir really didn't wanted to teach , even though it was The hrch's lecture some were trying to irritate him , and he didn't teach anything compare to this notes. And I don't why there is always gags playing around his lecture even though I try to be sincear , he left us early 10mins. Now going back home ,let's c if adi or kd(kedar) comes today for tp the eighth wonder of world

Porn in hp's lecture

I woke up at 5,30 am and I was feeling like I haven't slepted for a year , I reached at bhyandar phatak stop at 6,30 and I was not seeing any signs of bus no 706 than came c72 it was express , we got seats (yeah) and at dattani park stop we left d bus, , I reachd there at 7am it was kind a fast ride and I started calling shaks as I near his house but he only called me at 7.40 , when asked we he didn't attended my calls he said he had hidded his phone from his parents this is kind of weird but for Mr.shaks its his jail life and he dreams that one day he will break through this to enjoy and the best part of hp lecture of shaks was showing porn including ashwin

From bhyandar to rao

Today I woke at 8am I and dad left at 9.30am I got a bus 706 and we left and we got huge traffic at kashmira , so at magathane stop I took a ricks at and reached at 11.31am I was scared but it was arm he came late as usual I went back at new home took a shortcut and came at 4,15pm at home (bhy) and just relaxed and watched movies at adi 's home kedar is still not responding , tomorrow is MI VS CSK AT DELHI LET'S SEE WHAY HAPPENS

First clothing item purchased by own choice

Today I woke up as usual late but still scared of traveling through buses and train alone , adi had some work in noon so we didn't met till 6pm we were watching iron man 2 yeah kind of odd watching ironman 3 first ,dad askd me to tak some new footwear I said we will take tomorrow but at 8:15pm adi said dat he wants some cloths so I took 1grand and I and adi left had a brief converstion with shaks I told him about the next erotic movie name B.A pass. I first tym in my did purchased a clothing item on my own , we cane back at 10.30pm had dinner with some neighbors and tomorrow is my first bus tour alone, but still father will escort me . sleeping at 11.59 still no signs of Kedar contacting I think he is dead nah just kidding

Once again same illegal work

I woke up at 8.30 to watch movie aurangzeb but at last movie he canceled it at last moment coz his cousins came at home so he said wait till afternoon, at noon his counsin went back so at noon adi called me to go for movie go goa gone yea my first illegal work , and I was again going to see it with adi , I said my mom dat I am going to buy tickets but forgot it and I sat in the movie without saying I am sitting , watchd the even adi liked it , came back after getting pav bhajji for dinner I went to adi's house came back and now just relaxing, csk vs rcb match was postponed at 11pm csk is losing , mi lost to kxip

In Bhayandar

Well today I woke up at 9:30am the best time I like to wake up the whole day was packing day , shaks finally called me up said me that he watched Shoot at wadala and it was awesome movie we had converstion , we went to bhyandar by rickshaw , its speed was 30 km it was awfully slow we came at home, I went at adi's home I gave him some movies, tomorrow maybe we will go for ggg for another time , or aurangzeb maybe

The last three days

Well what would I say, the third day I.e today I am just travelling back to Mumbai , but its not the end, let's begin from 14th the day after my parent's 17th anniversary
14th May:
The day begin at 7.30am , unlike mumbai here I have to find everything as it was a new place we find to adjust woth the nw place , so after brushing. And all that other stuff we all were ready to go at Ganapati Pule , we made us comfortable in car and we went , the first stop was hospital , Shirya(not the female one, his real name is Sri)'s grandfather was admitted, even sri was quite a character , the ever talkitative , even though we ay him shut up he will study talk but you don't feel irritative about it, so after that stop we left . Some kms passed we were having fun , we reached another temple or a mat , we prayed had blessings, and than we lefted it was already 1.30pm , so we were approaching our destination by taking a shortcut , after crossing a bridge we were on the ghats at a point we were taking photos and we saw that the bridge we crossed also had a boats renting area we quickly reached at that spot , and I jumped on a jetski yeah 1st time in my life we also had a group motor ride and went to Ganapati Pule the temple is awesome even though it had a huge line , than after that we took blessings reached back, we had dinner at leisure point (I mistakenly tought its laser point) and came back at 10pm, it was yogita aunt's birthday dats y we were celebrating
15th May:
Everyone was up till 8.30 , and at 10am I dad and manoj went on cashew hunting it took 1and half hours , at evening we went in Mahaleshwar temple when we were leaving everyone was telling weird ghost encounters it was quite a fun, we again went to leisure point to celebrate parents wedding anniversary even sirya's dad came we left at 11pm and slept at 12am . Even mi won the match and is 1st in table
And now I am at home deciding when to go in bhyandar , I was not feeling well in the car , just relaxing at ome now , still no phone contact with shaks I think e is busing watcing movies

Off for a weekend

Todays day started with dad's call at 5am so i started to for usual thing (bathing,brushing .etc )  and than I saw ertiga in which we were going to travel well traveling was comfortable 9/10 . I activated my internet pack and updated my fb status yeah we nxt gen can't live without internet Dharmik(dan) thought I was coming to bhyandar so I told him I was going to village I left my house ay 6.30 the whole journey we felt mixed . After lunch we were enjoying the ride soon we reached, we gave our farewell to uncle and cousin .I had come at the home of Aparna Aunty's home,  I had some nap than we did some fruit hunting,  manoj uncle was going to leave today but we manage to keep to him so he canceled his tickets,  shakes was calling me we had some short talks(even though we always have long talks)  . His 1st movie today is ashiqui 2 yea due 40rs tickets

The packing day

Today I woke as usual but today shaks was not there to accompany me he was in Nashik , even bounce didn't showed up , mr.o did came but he was not attending arp even he advised me not to attend the lecture , arm came late as usual
Class attendance -15
Arm didn't lefted us till 11:15am , mr.o was still telling to leave but I was still confused so  I called mom asked should I come as there are not many (its was arp lect. yaa that idiot fellow) mom told yes, yippe (it do sound gayish but trust me i did nt reacted this way) , when mom told I have ask dad I heard more of ordering dad , but there was one blockage nikhil was calling,  mr.o told him that he is leaving so nikhil called mr.o ' s mom and talked so I was nervous , mr.o got clearance I told him about the nervousnes to mr.o , with. His witty brain he gave his bag to me and saod go and than he brought my bag and we left with roshan,  mr.o ' s brain works superfast in this type of matter, saw pratx the cyber cafe is burned into ashes sad for ruchir,  chintan,  siddarath and gang .
Came home and was busy packing things,  feeding the ipad with movies and that phones stuff

Utkarsh the total mess

Today it was only one lecture I.e bych I left a little late and I & Shaks reached. He told me that his sis is bringing ipod nano for us but I still want ipod touch 4 6k than we entered classroom bych came some of the students were not knowing that there is only 1 lecture and 2 lecture was doubt at 3pm for idiot pratyarat.  Finally Ozair paid me my bet money.  After lecture Utkarsh and Shaks came to my house and I was shock to see dad during the hours when was there he totally irritating everyone present in my house including my dad next time I am not taking him. We exchanged some movies and games. Tomorrow is 2 boring lecture arm and arp and Ashwin , shaks have left for there destination. Lets see tomorrow

The illegal work

Today I was excited for one thing My first illegal work of my life,  watching a A certified movie . Was not sure which to watch shootout at wadala I.e saw or nwly released ggg I.e go goa gone, as it was a holiday yeah rao gave it. So at 9am. I and shaks were awke so we were calling mr.o our ticket provider. But he was not answerig the damn phone and as time was passing we were loosing our hopes at 11am shaks called at mr.o's rsidnt only to know that he is playing match. So shaks decided to call movigem chck ticket rates, so there was a show of ggg of 3pm and shaks I were ready,  than I started watching the sixth sense at first it was a bit weird than it was awesome . At 1:30 I got call from mr.o saying he is coming I informed shaks, at 2,30 I left. And than at 3pm we reached mr.o told shaks to brg tickets and shaks was wearing a cap was looking like a kid so he of course did not get tickets than mr.o showed its credit card to show its proof than we got , the best part of mr.o he can tackle everysituation flawlessly, so we sitted enjoyed the whole it was an awesome movie

The Fake Mothers Day

Today the first message I saw was from Jc that today is mother day so I wished mom . Mom was. shocked to see I knewed but later I told the truth. Today s lecture was double jpch. Time was going slow aswin was irritating as usual utkarsh bymistakely touchd my glasses seeing this ashwin purposely hitted on my glasses I said him just be in limits he said what will you well he was right but not always so slappd o his braces yaa its his weakpoint for now so in return caught my hand but Utkarsh and bounce came to my rescue than Bounce started to irritate him whenever he said the usual shit , bounce said what one slap is not enough for your insult or should I call him again and also added what a epic slap it was . In break rahul and jc wre wrestling jc won 1 and 2nd was draw , in second lecture it was again usual stuff than I went to direct doc there I helped 2 old ladies and a load liffter aunty . I got myself checkd, thre in shaks house, utkarsh bounce, ashwin were playing games I came back mom told me she was goig to panner seekh kabab but she didn't get that seekh or that iron stick whatevr but I still enjoyied later to found that mothers day is at Sunday I was having a doubt

Mcd party by rao

Well today I recovered 80% but still on meds I left the house shaks was not knwing that I m coming I gave him . Mi won agaist kkr we were attending asm (amazing spiderman) lecture , when dennis came u can't come times is up yeah that's the english of asm it is all screwed due to logic chapter than it was mpp and as usual no listening to him. Than w called to go up it was hp's booklet solving everyone was just passing the time , I and shaks did some problems and bounce was solving but he was behaving dat he is studious I mean its ok but when we r studious he will irritate us . In between that utkarsh took ashwins pen and kept in mr.o 's bag and for 45 mins he was finding roaming here and there due which he was making shaks irritate by breaking his pencil and all that stuff . So shaks opened mr.o but found nothing so after 15 mins utkarsh revealed it happens dat when shaks was removing the bag the pen fall down and when he kept down utkarsh again kept the pen. When we were leaving as I and mr.o missed the yesterdays party of mcd by rao we got it show others who teased us by takng photos

Blood test

Today I was still having a fever but the first work in to do list was to get a blood test so I didn't took any breakfast . We reached there was a line we waited than we enterd I took a phamplet to and started reading so to ignore yeah the injection she took my blood sample than it was a usual day shaks had gone to station to take books but found out stores were closed. Due to strike when he came he said that they got a free mcd party. The class which provides only free drinking water also gave party I think so I will attnd tomorows lect

Still fever

well the whole night i was not able to sleep due to fever . I was feeling like my every body part is fighting with fever and was getting weird dreams dad said me dont go to classes various meds were experimented on and i was getting  1hour sleeps  i eated chapati and tea yea 1st time taook some tablets again sleeped due to lack of sleep i was seeing everything  more yellowish than at 2pm i when to the doctor she suggested to take a blood test still dont know about will i attend tomorows lecture . stilll i have not contacted shaks from yesterday

Fever day

Today when I woke up I was sneezing like hell Shaks was going to come today he came by 9:30am still I had not bathed at 10.30 I bathed I and shaks lefted my house he said he brought my cap only to found out it was another. Cap we attended the lecture it was whole MIvsCSK day we lefted the lecture mr.o didn't came due to shame caused delhidaredevils I came home was not feeling well so I took a nap after the nap Shaks called me up saying mi has lost 3 wickets and shaks as usual said I am 50 50 sure about it I said him I am not well after that I was leanning mi they made 139 and csk lost by 60 runs as soon as they won I saw myself and found out I got a fever again

The best team round

Today when i woke up i was in half fear coz it was bych yeah the guy who told me that i will ask u in next lecture so obivously fearing  at morning i was still finding my cap(still didnt find it) dont know where did it went than i left for classes  i enterd the classes than bych enetred i and shaks was having a record of not coming on the stage  so today its last alkene lecture so it was whole opportunity to say mr omkar pls come the stage but this time it was group performance a bench wise team to read a topic  and sir will ask question so everyone starting preapeing in my group there was bounce ,me,shaks and mr.o at starting no one was interested but than he said the wining team will get 100rs so after hearing this due to nataural tendency everyone statred studying the people who i never see studying were also studying  bounce was our leader  we preaparing for that 100rs in the 1st round bych asked me to solve a question and i failed  he was from the first was targetting even shaks broke the record after 3 rounds due time shortage  our score was 20.5 and utkarsh was 20.5 and milan and yash were in tie 21 yeah yash but than due to tie money was not given he said next time i thought he may be not had money so he tied than after break we went up for arm we were studing and than in middle of lecture not many were  were present his lecture so a moment came was actually silent (yea our class was actually silent )so due to that caused arm to take a nap by just leaning towards first bench where roshn was sitting yeah the sleepy guy of our class by seeing arm sleeping shaks quickly grabbed apic of arm alongside roshan who was also feeling napp due ac  before that sushila came and said about shuffling of batches she says there will be a "globe shuffling" so i said to mr.o bye mr.o i going to dubai i=or rao iit we enjoyed the sleepyness of arm afterwards he also disscussed about iit exam than we lefted shailesh was absent i morning so we siad he was playing cs NAA ANA IS DESH SHAILESH

THE blog revelation

Today I woke at 6.30 and later found out my cap is lost yea my fav. Grey cap is lost, there was still a confusion about timings I shaks left it was hp's lcture and yes it was on 8.30 during lecture mr.o (ozair invented by bych) came to know about my blog(again). Shaks was saying what was written, and hp lecture was really timepass , than it was jpch (I feel pity for that guy) mr.o was asking me about "have u written this in your blog ? " for ex. He asked me about that window girl/aunty whatever during IXt I saw a girl/aunty opposite to my building 's building 2nd floor from top in her balcony she was drying her hair(well my bad english) and she was wearing that dress when we come out of swimming pool which we also use during sleeps as a pajamas that coat type cloth and every friend who came to my house I told this story and than I never saw that gal bit her relatives are also sexy ( yaa there is also a shaks in everyone & I am no different)  again saw darshana I don't knw I but I find her more attention seeker 2day again she had new haircut and different look thinkng something will work on us SHE IS WRONG well I got a mail of some rohan rane as I send my bro's info as he is looking (not actually he is ) Yea the usual marriae stuff, Tmorow is bych I think 2morow is my turn MR.OMKAR PLEASE COME ON STAGE. Also watched little deaths horror flick nothing horrified except the deaths by humans in every girl segment there is a nude girl and actual fucking scene sex level 10times of american pie even shaks saw same reaction. Well nothing was terrifying ghosts or anything else but film is really horrifying after watching it shaks told me I remove it than told its awesome movie and will keep yea dats shaks mind he speaks something thinking something else

Ironman 3 finally

Today I woke up at 7.30am had a shower eated lunch coz I was going for movies. We reached at Shaks home even harshad is scared of dogs we played some games than at theater we saw ashwin running(padhai se pa hatha aur ba daalde invented by utkarsh) we reached were they take tickets. We gave money(yaa shaks 3d glasses didn't worked I mean we didn't use it ) for glasses it was refundable it took me time to understand it ( was thinking we will not get back our money. Was wrong ) watched the awesome movie enjoyied even cousin liked it ( even though it was english) we left we sitting for te post credit scene but we left we took our money ashwin and his friend didn't.  Shaks is now started reading my blog. Also dd a clean shave aiming for mr.stark beard

IRONMAN 3 TICKETS

2day I woke at 7am I was waiting for tea and tiffin suddenly shaks called me to come at 7am I said wait we went at rao we didn't submitted phone (failure of mobile act 13 ) first lecture was up (again. War we lost. Again ) we attnded d lect. Arm again again shouted we wasted 1 year actually he was ryt anurag (fucking retard ) and siddarath did not attended than to it was signed it was injustice (for shaks ) he cancelled it. Out so in nxt lecture they came to know somehow. So in column of shaks and utkarsh they wrote fuck you snd and 2nd lecture was jch so u knw the usual bullshit we came watched some girls.  When some other batch girls left bounce asked for washroom and followed them only to them many of them were fatties (but some were decent ) after lecture we finally got ironman3 3D and my cousin is coming (kankavali) AWESOMELY EXCITED mark 32 ikade yeh
Ozair ke babale ki kya dat du
Ozair ke babale ki kya dat du
Blouse kholdu aur daabaa du
BY THE GREAT POET BOUNCE(theme) and ASHWIN (modification in theme)

Brothers of destruction

Today I woke up at 6.30 am no phone so messing & remebring othrs phone number (no mobile numbers due to MOBILE ACT 2013)  we reached me and shaks after some awesome coordination we reached rao I said to sanjay to give mobile (after writing 1 paragraph in application) he said no phone coz no sushila ( rao iit bullshit) we sat and came to know. No stm of we don't like him and rao iit snded the msg in phones grt rao iit we were doing tympass on 5th floor came a new teacher came arm for complex nos we. Lefted than. shaks called me to come at home we played resident evil 5 sexy gameplay. And watched heroine. Shaks got a haircut like me and I accidently cutted my beard not good we ARE NOW THE NEXT BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION

Brothers of destruction

Today I woke up at 6.30 am no phone so messing & remebring othrs phone number (no mobile numbers due to MOBILE ACT 2013)  we reached me and shaks after some awesome coordination we reached rao I said to sanjay to give mobile (after writing 1 paragraph in application) he said no phone coz no sushila ( rao iit bullshit) we sat and came to know. No stm of we don't like him and rao iit snded the msg in phones grt rao iit we were doing tympass on 5th floor came a new teacher came arm for complex nos we. Lefted than. shaks called me to come at home we played resident evil 5 sexy gameplay. And watched heroine. Shaks got a haircut like me and I accidently cutted my beard not good we ARE NOW THE NEXT BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION

Half Robbery, Mobile Act.2013

well what should i say about today , mobile act half  robbery let start from the begining
Day started 80% recoverd from vomiiting and subjective test today i was going to pay fees called up shaks as he was also also  came with cheque but his fees was not paid as he  did nt had form xerox i had  paid the fees enterd rao it was hp"s lect so as usual time pass  and in jch also time pass in break many students including shaks utkarsh were running for fees the main drama started after jch lecture sushila started taking everyone s phones  (due to warning) ashwin was screening due to his something carbon cover she was not giving anyone s phone  i called mom about what happenned she talked to kavita nothing happened i and utkarsh was not in caring mood(course our phone priced only 1000rs) everyone was trying to convince her (but she was at her fat ego) we left at3pm utkarsh took my cap and started running i followed him (he only cause he is fastest) BUT DUE TO THE FUSION POWER OF ME AND JJC WE DEFEATED that bastard got my cap shaks told me to buy books so we didnt catched dicks and walked and in the we didnt buyied the books idot shaks as we werepassing the chola restaurant backside were they cook we saw a carton of pepsis i was doing watchmen giri and shaks quickly garbed one(he is expirence in this ) wecame near shaks lifted and decided to return it yaa we have a  heart 

Today and yesterday

Yesterday I was a little scared as I was thinking I may vomitt up didn't (had eated vada pauv ) the day was also result day I left the house with dad (yes with dad shocking) when I reached also called shaks he reached first was sitted with his mom kale was givig results(also irritating. Also admitted by dad) than begin the rounds of up down fees forms and blah blah. During result time dad was cool . Bounce watched ironman 3 with Dad . As we entered home everyone pampered. Me so I started my studies parents also took my phone in anger I toked out the sim than watched. MIVSRCB EPIC MATCH even bounce cable was gone but at last shaks watched ipl on sony 6 2day when again another big day SUBJCTIVE MAJOR TEST another blow when I left for classes ajay smsed that. We have exam on 8am so I smsed shaks dat I am leaving and Ozair called me saying that don't cime vese bhi subjective I took guts and said I am coming I rushed I rao iit only to find out that my seating arrangement was else and already there was a crowd (sbi bank exam scared a shit of me) I reached staff room (exam hall ) only to find out ozair and I thought he is not coming subjective was really as in objective we did get some marks but in this we deifinitely get a zero (yaa out of 360)each paper had 2 hours evryone wrote 3-4 questions and lefted in each paper utkarsh one tym slept also the utkarsh group was going 4 ironman 3 even ozair watchd it even aditya today I heard it. He called me(my bad luck evryone has watched it except me ) SHAKS FINALLY READE MY BLOG AND WAS HAPPY ABOUT IT. Got a triple H haircut

Half day

Today. When I woke. I was having a mix feeling about going college even parents said don't go than too I left during mpp I was feeling ok but during asm I again got fever. So I didn't attended bsm again and I left for doc to give me farewell my full group came. I waited 1-1/2 hour. Than doc diagnosed me said it was stomach infection came back at home dad was at home still not recovered shaks mom called me saying he has not. Come home I told her he is attending doubt lectures. Shaks told me what happened in bsm Ashwin was doing something that lookd like he is using his phone utkarsh was not seeing bsm saks was listening bsm ozair was writing something with chalk. Bsm doubtfully asked ashwin did he got the sum he said no he asked utkarsh he said no bsm again asked shaks(even though he was listening)  he said no bsm again asked Ozair he said no so all of them (only 1/2 hour left)  we removed out.  The doubt lect in which no 1 was sitting shaks Ashwin. Bounce. Ozair will leaving as they. Were leaving they saw sushila she r u leaving evryone saw each other and said we r sitting and for the first time a doubt lcture had only 4 students bounce divided doubts so everyone asked

An unusual day

today i woke at 5.30 due to stomach aches dad was gettin ready for office we both were shocked   as i woke up early  relaxed my stomcah ( in bathroom) at 6  i was practising functions (another shock) soon i realised i was feeling like vomitting dad adviced me to take a nap i  took a nap and didnot attened classes as i woke up i was again feeling like vomitting  than i started vomitting but nothing came out as my stomach was empty thani went to doc when my number came another aunty rushe in thinking no1 has come doc diagonsed me i took medicines at i forgot which medicines i have to  take first i randomly choosed  and it was right again had a nap shaks called me up told me days happening(again last among frnds in pcm and patel knws integration SHOCK) now gonna solve hw from bsm(he got lumia)

PAPUU PASS HO GAYA

today was the hell day OPEN house  we left for college as usual first lect was bych (pls come on the stage) he first called ashwin than as usaul as we were not called so he started doing chuglee and bych targeted me and shaks and called ozair ( mr ozair pls come on the stage) than as soon as clock hand struck at 11 am the hell was opned by hellgate and all of them rushe excpet me shaks jc aakash as we were busy eating than everybody got up and as dante cuts every demon we were conquering everything( for ex . toilet) we eneterd the room everyone and than the shocking news PARENTS WERE NEEDED  and than everyone was rushing here there get some fake parents and some real parents( i was one of them with bounce) than miss was checking and hassan was rejoicining as he was passed so our grp asked   him  so he was telling EVERYONE WAS PASSED YES EVERYONE BITCH PLS I M PASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
so afterwards bounce mom came saw marks bounce failed in hardware 15m(sigh) diya miss was complaining than my mom came  i saw my marks kale sir was giving me guidance (a weird one even bounce agreed on this )i saw my marks i got
hardcore (again by shaks) 18
softcore 22
PAPUU PASS HO GAYA than it was part tym
we did some ragging(by shaks) on hp(not acutal by irritatring him purposely on joy) came had some ps2 gamingnow will try to study

Earth day

today is earth day thanks to google, again as a usual day we left for classes ozair and shaks came to knw about my blog in jch lect. ozair and ashwin were betting to see if ashwin had sushmita's no (again ozair lost ) unexpectly delhi won the first match. And shaks was irritating as usually so i terrorized him by saying i write sometimng non sense abot him in blog so here it is bounce thinks shaks should marry pratiskha he says it Baap ne bana di jodi (hehehe but pratiskha thinks that shamik is pervet). jch lect it was again like meetin alok in hp 's shoes no 1 was listening . shaks and i made a plan of  going borivali station he wanted to sell jc's hcv (it fetched only 50) the plan was called ADVENTURE TO BORIVALI. STATION we took a bus  i had 200rs which was half torn  so shaks paid it we waited for 45min than we took books from anish he left for west side even we had some work ther so we were stalking him somehow shaks used my 1 torn note and gave h\me money than it was party tym we roamed eated drinked after wards we came to know that we have open house at 11 am just look at tomorow tym table from 8 bych 11open house  and 12 hp that kavita rascal was still not giving us holiday and after remebering it we were still partying shameless and we were laughing (shaks wants a hattrick for partying ) when  we were in bus i saw a ozair looklike i told this to shaks he said Nahi yaar yeh jyada mota on his face and he was wearing cricket kit and little angry  i saw his and watche him and i rplyied to shaks Abe yeh toh bat leke apne bus mein chad raha  and we laughing when he left than shaks left the bus and i came home let see if were are pass in cs tomorrow

Shocking marks

today i woke up for online mains exam(still not sure about passing it) had breakfast called ashwin and shaks near dominos meeted our group dicussed room no's found out that bounce and jc(janak chetri) is wtih me than we found out we can sit with our friends  (ultimate copy ) we were giving exam 3 of us were grp dicussing it in last 20min  bounce started to irritate to leave so he exit ed paper thinking i will exit and i exited 10min prior so he was sitting not seeing his marks so i generated his marks(most lol moment) we all came out jc didnt allowed us to generate marks
folling others got marks
shaks-60
ash- 60
ozair - 70
bounce - 140
utkarsh - 220(shock)
saurav(patel) - 200
ravi - 120
prasad - 138
me - 101(shock)
came home did some maths